Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it got [redacted]

 

I wish you read the all sentient creatures part

[Laura]

Granted, but it had to be corruped.

 

I wish we got a groupphoto of the comrades.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but we have to get together

 

I wish that wasn't so complicated

[Laura]

Denied, it is complicated,

 

I wish we could teleport.

[ButchDiavolo]

Denied, there is too much purple cow methane.

 

Tsk, I poot unicorn giggles and rainbows, not methane

 

[Fienyx]

Granted, but goes allThe Fly and we become horribly transfigured (The Fly is a movie for those who don't know)

 

I wish that hadn't happened

[Laura]

Granted, but we switch bodies.

 

I wish to know the meaning of life.

[Fienyx]

Granted, read my sig,comprehend,then your head explodes

 

I wish to youtube that

[Guest]

Granted It's bound to be on there somewhere

 

I wish the rabbit wasnt a ninja

[Fienyx]

Denied, rabbits are naturally quick and quiet

 

I wish I was the best ninja

[Guest]

Granted if you can ninja the current best ninja title holder

 

I wish for some biscuits

[Fienyx]

Granted, they are "air biscuits"

 

I wish to see you eat those

[Laura]

Granted, but they give you the shits.

 

I wish i could spike a drink with laxatives with my mind.

 

I wish for ninja protection.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but only the ones you drink

 

I wish giraffes were shorter

 

Lol, so quick I ninja'd you, then responded before it was altered. Master ninja.

[Laura]

Granted, but only their legs shrink.

 

I wish for something really cool.

[Fienyx]

Granted, you get buried in ice shavings

 

I wish for the most pleasurable experience possible

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll never experience anything like it after that, thus making you nonsensitive to other pleasurable things.

 

I wish for something really sweet.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it's so sweet it destroys your taste buds

 

I wish London Bridge wasn't falling down

[Laura]

Granted, what the hell is going on there?

 

I wish i knew what was happening to London Bridge.

[Guest]

Granted is falling down (london bridge is falling down = nursery rhyme)

 

I wish that I could make a wish and have it come true in real life

[Laura]

Denied, this is just a perverse forum.

 

I wish i could do a double backflip.

[Guest]

Granted but you land on your gag collection and send them flying threw the window

 

I wish to watch Lokommotjes backflip

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you slip and fall on a flying gag

 

I wish to see the video of all that

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you're the one recording them, after all

 

I wish I could control little birds with my mind

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to trade your ninja powers to get it.

 

I wish i get your ninja powers.