Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, but it locks forever. 

 

I wish i had a boat.

[Guest]

Granted its a toy boat

 

I wish I knew where the keys to the Gryphons new gag were

[Laura]

Denied, you're not supposed to be able to ungag him.

 

I wish i could create ballgags with my mind.

[Guest]

Granted but they also come with butt plugs

 

I wish to be immune to  mind created gags

[Fienyx]

Granted, however, the buttplug remains, and is 2x as big

 

I wish to fly to a tropical location

[Guest]

Granted you fly to a volcanic island

 

I wish that butt plug was smaller

[Fienyx]

Granted, it's 5mm smaller to accommodate feline like spikes

 

I wish for some way to post in red from mobile.

[Guest]

Granted but it requires fresh blood

 

I wish I could make my alter-ego on Oblivion

[Fienyx]

Granted, but flight is only as good as an imp

 

I wish I could double jump in the air

[Guest]

Granted but you land badly

 

I wish I were young slim and good looking

[Fienyx]

Granted, you're justin bieber. Lol

 

I wish to be the top rated assassin

[Guest]

Granted but you can only assassinate jelly babies

 

I wish I wasnt Justin Bieber

[Laura]

Granted, you're no longer him, he's a douche.

 

I wish i could play the saxophone.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it's not very good

 

I wish I knew quantum physics

[Laura]

Granted, but you forget it 1 minute after.

 

I wish i had a bunny.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you discover it's a werebunny

 

I wish happiness was easier to find

[Guest]

Granted but it is easier to loose aswell

 

I wish that wishes were easier to choose

[Laura]

Granted, but they'll all end in you being gagged.

 

I wish i liked vegetables.

[Guest]

Granted cover them in ketchup or other sauce

 

I wish for pizza

[Laura]

Granted, but it has too much vegetables.

 

I wish i had pizza with pineapple.

[Guest]

Granted but you have to share it

 

I wish I wasnt on a diet

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you're on 2 diets

 

I wish I didn't have to log in at 5 AM to compete in the post war

[Guest]

Granted Im busy for a couple hours tonight (gmt)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I wish our comrades would make wishes

[Guest]

I wish the Gryphon has luck in the post war