Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted its all red

 

I wish for some duck soup

[Fienyx]

granted, but you are bound and gagged again. (LLCP rule #7  )

 

I wish for a new puppy.

[Guest]

Denied

 

I wish I was exempt from rule 7

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, all comrades must follow the rules, and you proposed that one

 

I wish people read the rules (applicable to all threads)

[Fienyx]

Granted, But there is a new rule, Owl7, if the corrupt a wish thread is misused by comrade snowowl, he is abused by the LLCP livestock.

 

I wish to be a superhero.

[Guest]

Denied

 

I wish to know which animals?

[Fienyx]

Granted, every imaginable farm animal, minotaurs, misc deadra, and one hill giant

 

 

I wish the internet wasn't being stupid here

[Guest]

I wish Comrade Fienyx hadnt broke rule 7

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you break it instead

 

I wish Netflix had a better animated selection

[Guest]

Granted but its all in Japanese

 

I wish for some pizza

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it has anchovies

 

I wish we didn't live in a capitalist society 

[Guest]

Granted you now live in a barter only society

 

I wish for that pizza as I like anchovies

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it became a spicy pizza

 

I wish I had know about the anchovies 

[Laura]

Granted, but that now is the only thing you know.

 

I wish i had more red letters in this post.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but that now is the only thing you know.

 

I wish i had more red letters in this post.

Granted

 

I wish I had a dollar every time I hear something stupid 

[Laura]

Granted, but you can't use the money for anything.

 

I wish i could use your stupid-money.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only to buy me stuff

 

I wish that stuff wasn't ballgags 

[Fienyx]

Granted, it's leather body bdsm suits.

 

I wish my thumb didn't hit the wrong button

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now only your thumb can hit the right keys

 

I wish there was a universal language we all talked

[Guest]

Granted. It is called "esperanto" and will require only two millions years to be the common language.

 

I wish it was not too late for my testers to validate the beta 2.

[Laura]

Granted, but the bugs will never stop popping up.

 

I wish i had i private aircraft.

[Fienyx]

Granted, your aircraft is shaped like a giant cock and balls

 

I wish I had a batmobile

[Guest]

Granted but you crash it

 

I wish I could post more

[Laura]

Granted, i'm on a posting spree.

 

I wish i had BWM 1000RR.

[Guest]

Granted but you must be my chauffer

 

I wish for a Gryphon gag