Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted which orrifice do you want it in?

 

I wish us brits drank more tea

[Laura]

Granted, but it's all spiked.

 

I wish i knew how to play the banjo.

[Guest]

Granted watch youtube videos

 

I wish to learn to play the pan pipes

[Laura]

Granted, but for that, you need to turn into a human.

 

I wish i had a pet snowowl.

[Guest]

Denied we make poor pets

 

I wish a wish to wish for

[Laura]

Granted, you wish for a fashionable gag.

 

I wish for a trillion cookies.

[Guest]

Granted but you have to fight to keep mice from eating them

 

I wish for a fashionable gag

[Laura]

Granted, your ordered fashionable gag is not red, it's purple (dun dun duuuuuun)

 

I wish i posted the right things in the right threads.

[Guest]

Denied

 

I wish my gag was red

[Laura]

Granted, but it will never some off.

 

I wish i could wear gags all day.

[Guest]

Granted but you have to hand the keys over to someone else

 

I wish for some leninade

[Laura]

Granted, but you don't know whether it's spiked or not.

 

I wish for a good night sleep.

[Guest]

Granted

 

I wish for some unspiked Leninade

[NUnknown]

Granted. But then...

 

I wish for SnowOwl's Leninade.

[Laura]

Denied, it's for LLCP members.

 

I wish for more apples.

[Guest]

Granted they are all red apples

 

I wish for some strawberries

[Laura]

Granted, they're all red.
 

I wish for some tomatos.

[Guest]

Granted they are also red

 

I wish for some potatoes

[Laura]

Granted, they're somehow also red.

 

I wish for some green apples.

[NUnknown]

Granted. But if you scratch the color's layer, they are red underneath.

 

Wishes for a shower.

[Guest]

Denied have a bath instead

 

I wish for summer

[NUnknown]

Granted but it still rains.

[Guest]

I wish for someone to make a wish

[NUnknown]

Granted. I make a wish. But you don't know what I wished for.

[Guest]

Then I'll wish for something random