Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Grr

Granted, but you become so addicted to posting, you must post everyday

 

I wish I had a faster download time

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, now the downloads finish before you start them, corrupting the files in the process

 

I wish I could be awake 24/7 so I do not miss anything!

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you have to share the secret with me

 

I wish humans needed no sleep

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it causes them all to become insane, schizophrenic sociopaths

 

I wish I could easily go on 3 hrs of sleep like I used to

[Guest]

Granted but you also become a caffine addict

 

I wish I lived in Australia

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but your blood rushes to your head and you are attacked by dropbears!

 

I wish I lived closer to the equator.

[Guest]

Granted you now live in a volcano on the equator

 

I wish could borrow a certain spaceship again

[Caffeine Addict]

 

Denied

 

[Fienyx]

I wish martians would make wishes

[Laura]

Granted, but you can't make wishes anymore.

 

I wish for a fair postwar.

[Caffeine Addict]

Edit: Granted, but you lose!

 

I wish I would not be ninja'd so often

 

 

 

Granted, but they are incorruptible ^^

 

(Sorry, I got carried away by stealing Vachnic's super powers with my ray gun)

 

 

 

I wish I had a good singing voice

[Fienyx]

Granted, it happens .0000001% less, and makes you deficate.

 

Too bad I can't make wishes

[Laura]

Granted, you can wish again.

 

I wish that good wishes will be wished.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but they still have to be corrupted

 

I wish pollution would vanish

[Laura]

Denied, there is too much purple cow methane.

[Fienyx]

You are bound and gagged for violations against rule 7

 

I wish our comrades could remember the rules.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but there's a special exception for lokomootje, since he likes being gagged and bound

 

I wish we could decide on Comrade Lokomootje's punishment

[Guest]

Granted Comrade Lokomootje must stand and look but NOT use gags and bondage items for a period to be decided by the LLCP Comitee

 

I wish Lokomootje wont be to sad by this punishment

[Fienyx]

Granted, he must also wear the pain bringer and a canine dildo, but you have to equip these

 

 

 

FLYING OWL NINJA!!!!!

 

Granted, he's not sad, but you feel his pain and longing

I wish I had super healing powers

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you got ninja'd

 

I wish people didn't get ninja'd so much

[Guest]

Granted but it isnt as much fun

 

I wish to ninja more

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied

 

I wish people had better memories

[Laura]

Granted, but only people, not bunnies, gryphons or owls.

 

I wish i got the regular punishment.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied

 

I wish all sentient creatures were smarter AND had better memories

[Laura]

Granted, but only bunnies.

 

I wish my wish didn't get denied.