Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted but it'll cost you....

 

I wish I didn't need to rescue people so much

[Laura]

Denied, we will keep doing stupid things.

 

I wish i was immortal.

[Guest]

Granted but your the only one who is

 

I wish I could teleport to any planet I wish

[Laura]

Granted, but you can't teleport back to earth.

 

I wish i didn't forget to wish.

[Guest]

Granted but you forget your name

 

I wish I could sneeze without it getting stuck

[Laura]

Granted, but your nose will fall off.

 

I wish you had spare noses.

[Guest]

Granted they're in the stock room next o the gags

 

I wish I had an orange

[Laura]

Granted, but it's purple.

 

I wish i could smell colour.

[Guest]

Denied thats just weird

 

I wish for a trampolene

[Laura]

Granted, but it will launch you to your biggest enemy, the moon.

 

I wish the moon was friendly.

[Guest]

Granted he is usually

 

I wish I hadnt upset the moon

[Laura]

Denied, you killed 200 people and a purple cow.

 

I wish i knew how purple cow tastes.

[Guest]

Granted it tastes of chocolate (Milka)

 

I wish I had eaten the evidence

[Laura]

Granted, but it gave you the shits.

 

I wish i had enough cheese for everyone.

[Guest]

Granted but it costs you loads

 

I wish for some more cheese

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but only if you eat it on bread with Nutella!

 

I wish for more Nutella to go with my cheese.

[Guest]

Denied

 

I wish the martian didnt have a nutella fetish

[Caffeine Addict]

Denied, because everything is better with Nutella. Or pudding

 

I wish SnowOwl becomes a Nutella addict

[Guest]

Denied - It'll never happen

 

I wish Nutella were banned

[Laura]

Denied, you savage.

 

I wish SnowOwl wasn't against Nutella.

[Guest]

Denied - Nutella is evil

 

I wish for some roasted chestnuts

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, they are covered with Nutella

 

I wish for Nutella to be mandatory in every household

[Guest]

Denied - It should be banned

 

I wish Nutella was banned to a different solar system

[ButchDiavolo]

Granted, but the Andromedans now really, really dislike you

 

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without falling ill from it all the time

[Laura]

Granted, but you lose the ability to produce milk.

 

I wish i knew how purple cow milk tasted.