Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, but it tastes like cocked wine.

 

I wish for a pet dragon.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it decides you taste good with ketchup

 

I wish to eat some dragon

[Laura]

Granted, but you won't get ketchup.

 

I wish for a friendly pet dragon.

[Guest]

Granted it tastes like roast gryphon

 

I wish Aethyr dont read this

[Fienyx]

Denied, gryphons find things out

 

I wish I could have mustard, don't like ketchup anyways

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you have to combine it with mayo

 

I wish I had motivation

[Fienyx]

Granted but you can't stop until fully exausted and you collapse

 

I wish to see what the gryphon does with all that motivation

[Guest]

Granted he makes rabbit stew

 

I wish for some of the stew

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied

 

I wish our supply master would make the stew

[Fienyx]

Denied

 

I wish to be un stewable

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, everything can be put in a stew

 

I wish I had some wild berries stew

[Fienyx]

Granted, but the berries paralyze you

 

I wish to have gryphon stew

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only if you can catch me

 

I wish for rabbit stew

[Dyschromie]

Granted, but the rabbit is still raw

 

I wish for a casserole of duck hearts or prepared on a plancha, right now, before my fucking exam ><

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but why duck hearts?

 

I wish I had bacon 

[Dyschromie]

(Because duck hearts are really, really REALLY good and I didn't eat some for a few months)

Granted, but... You should be careful to the meat at all!

 

I wish I already have the t-shirt I ordered a few weeks ago

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it arrived in pieces you have to assemble 

 

I wish you luck in your exam

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, and I won't corrupt this one, but wish luck as well

 

I wish everyone to be as happy as I am today

[Laura]

Granted, we all post with atleast 1 smiley.

 

I wish the exams were over and everyone made it.

[Guest]

Granted but you now need medical exam

 

I wish to try the duck heart cassarole mentioned earlier

[Fienyx]

Granted, Anachromie sends some in the mail, but it spoiled

 

I wish everyone could have a bottle of Faygo Rock & Rye

[Guest]

Granted but at your expenses

 

I wish I knew what Faygo Rock & Rye was

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to search for it on google.

 

I wish i knew everything.

[Guest]

Granted but everyone asking you questions all he time drives you mad

 

I wish for more soup recipes

[Laura]

Granted, but they all require martian water.

 

I wish we found dank memes on mars.