Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, you can ski in a transparent catsuit.

 

I wish i could gag people with my mind.

[Guest]

Denied you'd have too much fun

 

I wish to be immune to mind control gags

[Laura]

Granted, the wish was denied.

 

I wish i could put an armbinder on myself.

[Guest]

Granted but you cant remove it yourself

 

I wish I could emigrate away from europe

[Laura]

Granted but you cant remove it yourself

 

I wish I could emigrate away from europe

 

(That's the idea )

 

Denied, what's so bad about europe?

 

I wish i knew how to play the piano.

 

[Guest]

(European parliament are restricting ecigs in such a way it may as well be a ban )

 

Granted but you cant afford one

 

I wish for a FO4 Bobblehead

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to buy one.

 

I wish i could afford a piano.

[Guest]

Granted but its for a dolls house

 

I wish I knew where to buy a FO4 Bobblehead

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to google it.

 

I wish there was snow here.

[Guest]

Granted one avalanche on its way

 

I wish for tropical weather here

[Laura]

Granted, but it rains non-stop.

 

I wish i could outrun the avalanche.

[Guest]

Granted but only if your not bound or gagged

 

I wish for an umbrella

[Laura]

Granted, but it has holes in it.

 

I wish i didn't have to take the restraints of.

[Guest]

Granted but you cant use your arms to stop you falling in the snow

 

I wish for a good creepypasta story

[Laura]

Granted, the leninade is haunted by Elf Princes.

 

I wish the leninade wasn't haunted.

[Guest]

Granted but you have to pay for the exorcism

 

I wish the exorcism is successful

[Fienyx]

Granted, but the spirit goes into you

 

I wish the snow here would melt

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, it melts one snowflake a day

 

I wish I could book a flight to a place I want to go so badly

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it gets delayed and eventually cancelled due to poilet error, and the fact that someone crashed a spaceship into the airport. Looking at the owl here

 

I wish I could find a buffalo head nickel

[Caffeine Addict]

(someone crashed a  *stolen *spaceship into the airport.)

 

Granted, but you a train rolls over it just as you found it

 

I wish the flight would not get cancelled

[Fienyx]

Granted, the timeline has been rewritten so it never crashed thus no cancellation, but the train never rolled over me, and you have to sit between a sick, smelly fat guy and screaming baby the whole flight.

 

I wish I was the piolet for that flight

[Guest]

Granted but you get flight sickness

 

I wish to borow the spaceship again while marvin is on the flight

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but the security droids make sure you only can use the auto-pilot

 

I wish to arrive safely at my flight  destination

[Guest]

Granted but its 24 hours late

 

I wish I knew how to switch the autopilot of

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but the switch is in a room full of lethal radiation that kills in seconds and only martians are immune to

 

I want pudding!