Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, but they use monopoly money.

 

I wish i knew a ninja master.

[Fienyx]

Granted, hello, I can teach too, but you must find me

 

I wish for the cloak of invisibility

[Caffeine Addict]

 

Where's my pic?

 

 

Meh, sorry mate! (should have known better than to use an imgur link  )

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ganted, but you can't find the cloak, because it is invisible

 

I wish I hadn't swallowed that decalcifying agent

[Fienyx]

Granted, you took it as a suppository instead

 

I wish I could see invisible stuff too

[Laura]

Granted, but you can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

 

I wish i had a small loan of a million dollars.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you have to pay back 2 million dollars by the end of the week.

 

I wish for a croissant with nutella and cheese.(in edible condition )

 

[Laura]

Granted, but it will give a week long boner.

 

I wish i could read minds.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you have no control of it and go insane after a week

 

I wish I has laser vision

[Guest]

 

 

Where's my pic?

 

 

Meh, sorry mate! (should have known better than to use an imgur link  )

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ganted, but you can't find the cloak, because it is invisible

 

I wish I hadn't swallowed that decalcifying agent

 

Thank you

 

Granted, but you have no control of it and go insane after a week

 

I wish I has laser vision

Granted but it back fires

 

I wish to not be around when Fienyx uses his lasers

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, a large meteor drops down a few seconds before and vaporizes you.

 

I wish I had more of the granted crossaints

[Guest]

Granted but you get arrested trying to steal them

 

I wish to borrow Marvins spaceship while he's in prison

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you crash it into the vatican.

 

I wish to explore the crash site afterwards

[Guest]

Granted but its radioactive

 

I wish I hadnt crashed the spaceship

[Laura]

Denied, you can't uncrash a spaceship.

You should've asked for tmetravel.

 

I wish i could travel through time to warn SnowOwl about his crash.

[Guest]

Granted, you actually went back in time and warned SnowOwl.

But he didn't listen to you, and you ended up by accidentally killing an ant, that was the prey of a bird, that was going to give happiness to a person at a traffic light, and the person, didn't waited at the traffic light and hit your grandparent, so you are no more existing in this time line.

 

I wish I will do a shorter grant next time.

[Guest]

Granted as we all wish the same

 

I wish I had listened

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it caused your mind to implode

 

I wish to be immune to radiation

[Guest]

Granted but only when it's a fullmoon

 

I wish a new laptop

[Fienyx]

Granted, it was new in 1990

 

I wish to control all the corrupted

[Guest]

Granted but only when your dreaming

 

I wish for some chocolate cake

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it's bakers chocolate with no sugar

 

I wish There was sugar in that cake. I want some too

[Guest]

Granted but it's icing sugar

 

I wish for some better cake

[Laura]

Granted, but it was made with Elf Prince's cocked wine.

 

I wish my Skyrim was stable.

[Guest]

Denied no Skyrim game is stable

 

I wish to play Oblivion

[ButchDiavolo]

 

My Skyrim is very stable... so there, nenner nenner