Guest ...failure Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Granted, I just made a recipe for crisps but you don't have to know what it's made of, eat at your own risk... I wish I didn't made that recipe, I didn't ate it yet & never will be...
Guest Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 Granted you made an arsnic sandwich instead I wish I had different sandwich
Guest ...failure Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 Granted, I give you "Elder-Nose Other Cheese-Butt-Sandwich" I wish skyrim got more food types, without mods
Zerosleepless Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 Granted , they all cause over-encumbrance Permanently I wish i could stop time right before someone is about to take their first bite of something , steal the food from their hands and watch them bite air and cryyyyy
Millicent Bystander Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 granted but doing so causes you untold pain. I wish it was the weekend already.
Guest Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 Granted you travel in time to last weekend I wish I was younger
ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Granted, you will now permanently be 3 months old I wish I could stop referring to aliens as ayy lmaos
Guest Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Granted you now refer to them in one of two ways, dependant on personal preference. A) Stop anal probing me, you bastards!!! or More! More!!! I wish aliens would arrive on earth and look like Khajiits Edit: Where the fuck did that emoji come from???? I didnt type one!
ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 It came from putting B and ) together, like so instead of B ) Granted, but how many licks does it take to reach the center of a lollipop? I wish people knew how to emoji their lives
Guest Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 It came from putting B and ) together, like so instead of B ) Granted, but how many licks does it take to reach the center of a lollipop? I wish people knew how to emoji their lives Thanks for the explanation. I just emoji ninja'd myself lol I wish I hadn't ninja'd myself
ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted, now I ninaj'd you I wish my ninja skills were more refined
Guest Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted. you are the Dan 99 ninja with all shogun powers. And your life from now on will be just to contemplate yourself. I wish I never did a single post on LoversLab and I did not start to contribute.
Foulmouth Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted, but this would be a much less fun place with less contributors. I wish I could decide whether to shag the girl at my work or not.
Guest Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted you shag her but she turns out to be male. I wish I had a party to go to over the weekend
Guest Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted, but the party will be exactly at the opposite side of the world and for the time you will arrive it will be over. I wish I can write two wishes in these posts.
jap2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted, providing that your first wish is forgetting you wanted a second wish. I wish my dream last night would happen.
Guest Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted. But the part of the your dream that will become true is one part you forgot, and you had a very bad dream at the begin of your sleep. You just forgot it because the last part was wonderful. I wish I did not forget my second wish of my "granted two wishes" wish.
Foulmouth Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted, but as you remember your second wish your brain turns to liquid and runs out your ears. I wish I hadn't just visualised that.
Guest Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 granted you visualise explosive diahorea instead I wish I hadn't just granted that
Guest Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted. You did not granted diarrhea, instead you granted the full body to be reversed from inside-out (Damn, it was MY body!) I wish I didn't granted what I granted a moment ago.
Zerosleepless Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted , your grant is nullified alongside your LL account I wish they celebrated Halloween where i live , our holidays are so lame
Guest Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Granted but your hosting all the halloween parties. I wish I hadn't eaten so much turkish delight
ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 31, 2015 Posted October 31, 2015 Granted, now you ate too much spicy chili I wish I had a reliable class schedule
Guest Posted October 31, 2015 Posted October 31, 2015 Granted class now starts 11pm daily. I wish I hadn't eaten the spicy chilli
Guest ...failure Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 Granted, you didn't ate that spicy chilli... But you drank this... I wish I can do "you know what" right now...
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