ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Granted, but it's alien cheese I wish a friend hadn't gotten clinical depression
Zerosleepless Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Granted , but he loses the opportunity to fight his own demons and have an authentic life-affirming epiphany witch would've made him a much more successful and unique person. Sorry i'm terrible at cheering people up I wish i was better at cheering people up .
ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Granted, you can now cheer dead people up from death! I wish I had more jokes on supply
ZweiHeart Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Granted, enjoy sifting through all your new bad jokes... I wish my laptop wasn't a damn potato, then it can run more games...
Guest Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 granted its no longer a potato its now an onion I wish I could shred all the bad jokes above
ZweiHeart Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Granted, but then the confetti of the bad jokes become sentient and swarm all around you. Your body is know covered in millions of paper cuts... I wish my new "onion" didn't make me cry so much...
shirow Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Granted your onion isn't making you cry, but you now smell like it. I wish for truth in politics.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Granted, now they tell you how corrupt they are, people still don't care I wish for decent politicians
Zerosleepless Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 Granted , no more politician memes or crazy stuff happening in the political arena like shoe throwing or claiming "god" is speaking through you , wouldn't that be boring and sad? I wish Bernie Sanders wins the elections ,he's the only decent guy running.
Draugis Posted October 22, 2015 Posted October 22, 2015 Granted, but he dies in a high-profile accident with hard evidence of conspiracy by the CIA and NSA, just hours before his oath. I wish for abundant and endless natural resources on mars.
Foulmouth Posted October 22, 2015 Posted October 22, 2015 Granted , but the Martians want to keep them so they exterminate us all. I wish for a fish.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 22, 2015 Posted October 22, 2015 Granted, but it's an evil fish and eats you I wish for pizza
Guest ...failure Posted October 23, 2015 Posted October 23, 2015 Granted, enjoy this rotten pizza... I wish that I can live alone...
Guest Posted October 23, 2015 Posted October 23, 2015 Granted you now live alone on a small island with no internet I wish I had some hot chocolate
Foulmouth Posted October 23, 2015 Posted October 23, 2015 Granted, now you can have sex with all the GTA San Andreas women. I wish I didn't hate my job.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 23, 2015 Posted October 23, 2015 Granted, now your job hates you Welcome to Soviet Russia☭ I wish I wasn't sick
Guest Posted October 23, 2015 Posted October 23, 2015 Granted your no longer sick you still feel sick though I wish I had a home
Guest Posted October 23, 2015 Posted October 23, 2015 Granted. You can live in my home. But I will have your coffin made of full chrome (Steampunk Vampire) and under perpetual lights. I wish I can make somebody happy.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Granted, now go slave away to create your mods! I wish I could make mods
Guest Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Granted, I will teach you how to create mods. And you will work for me to realize all the mods I wish to create. I wish I never started posting in this thread.
Guest ...failure Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Granted, you can stop at any time, and get lonely again... I wish for a sunny-funny day...
Zerosleepless Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Granted , a 5000° solar beam will gently caress your cheeks while you inhale some laughing gas. *GLaDOS approves* I wish i was a biotic , coolest super powers ever!!!
Guest Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Granted your now a character in a video game being controlled by a deviant called....... <insert name> I wish I coul have changed my body clock back an hour to match my wall clock
ThatSeasonsGal Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Granted, but you will never be able to change it again I wish that my alarm clock would update itself at the right time
Guest Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Granted, I will buy you a alarm clock that update the DayLight automatically. But you will never be able to understand the actual time. I wish I can release my new mod today (at least for the beta testers.)
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