Corrupt A Wish

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but it is about the magic roundabout in Swindon.

 

I wish someone would do my chores so I do not have to clean my flat today.

[Guest]

Granted but they charge £20ph and £40 if you want them to work nude

 

I wish I hadn't spilt my eliquid

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you only ran out of eliquid.

 

I wish I wouldn't have to get out of the chair to get another coffee.

 

[Guest]

Granted you had to go into starbucks in swindon

 

I wish Aurel had made me some coffee to

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but it got cold and undrinkable while I tried to get out of the magic roundabout in Swindon.

 

I wish it wasn't to early for an irish coffee.

[Guest]

Granted its NEVER to early for Irish Coffee

 

I wish Desmond hadn't caused chaos across the UK

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, the chaos is caused by anarchy in the UK.

 

I wish it was January already, so we are past christmas and new year's eve

[Guest]

Granted it's now January but I blame you because I didnt get my christmas dinner

 

I wish mince pies were available free

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but they are aweful.

 

I wish I didn't feel like taking a nap

[Guest]

Granted you just take one without feeling

 

I wish Gyros were

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, Gyros is but in a corrupted way!

 

I wish for fish n chips.

 

[Guest]

Granted back to the magic roundabout in swindon you go. Theres bound to be a chippy near it

 

i wish Aurel would get me some chips while there

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but I had to eat them myself so I do not starve in the roundabout

(It seems hard to get out of it even here lol)

 

I wish I had the energy to get my lazy ass into the kitchen and cook something.

[Guest]

Granted you make a pot noodle

 

I wish the designer of the Swindon Magic Roundabout was stuck on it

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but... nah, can't corrupt that one, he deserves it!

 

I wish my car would magically refuel itself without costing anything.

[Guest]

Granted it's now a flinstone style car

 

I wish i could drive

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you can drive the Gryphon insane.

 

I wish I had comfortable shoes for my flintstone car ^^

 

[Guest]

Granted they are pink crocs

 

I wish for a photo of Aurel in his shoes

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you go blind when you see it.

 

I wish pink crocs would become a fashion!

[Guest]

Granted but they then become compulsary

 

I wish i could see all the pink crocs

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but your conversation becomes even weirder

 

I wish I didn't have to skip posts to keep up

[Guest]

Granted skip rope instead

 

I wish Gryphon could keep up

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you'll see little gladiator

 

I wish I could type faster without getting sent back to retype things

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but your posts become unreadable.

 

I wish I wouldn't proofread my posts to save time

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but I mock you for your mistakes

 

I wish I wasn't a grammar nazi