Corrupt A Wish

[shirow]

Granted, however you'll have it in summer.

 

I wish ashal to feel better.

[Guest]

Granted

 

I wish for a wish I'd feel happy corrupting

[shirow]

granted however it won't be this one.

 

I wish sir snowowl to be happy too

[Guest]

Granted and thank you

 

I still wish for Shirow to be happy as well

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but his happiness makes you unhappy

 

I wish I didn't have to edit posts to add in my wishes

 

Edit 2: I cannot type on this phone

[Guest]

I wish Gryphon could have typing lessons

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you have to teach him.

 

I wish my ordered packs of tea would arrive soon!

[Guest]

Granted if soon = Christmas 2020

 

I wish for some coffee

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you can pick it up at the Starbuck's in Swindon!

 

I wish I could stop with the Swindon references ^^

[Guest]

Granted but now you have to go to Starbucks in Bognor Regis instead

 

I wish for some turkish delight

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you only get it if you win the Bognor Regis Birdman competition!

 

I wish I could go to a Starbucks in an interesting place

[Guest]

Granted there is now a starbucks back on Mars

 

I wish I didn't have to jump of a pier to get some turkish delight

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you have to jump off a plane

 

I wish I could go skydiving

[shirow]

Granted however you are now affraid of heighs

 

I wish to sleep

[Guest Comrade Selina Kyle]

Granted, although you'll have very bad nightmares with  Sir SnowOwl's avatar

I wish a good adventure

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, Gandalf is now knocking on your door

 

I wish I could stay awake longer

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but the time awake is unproductive as you watch paint dry

 

I wish for my sweet roll with Nutella to make itself and magically appear on my desk

[Guest]

Granted but it explodes

 

I wish to watch Marvin trying to avoid the exploding sweetroll

[ButchDiavolo]

Granted, but you blink and miss it.

 

I still wish I had wishes that were corruptable

[Guest]

Granted but you must become innocent again

 

I wish I hadn't run out of ideas

[ButchDiavolo]

Granted, but you forget them as soon as you think of them

 

I wish I was innocent again

[Foulmouth]

Granted, you are now a pure,virginal,innocent young ........................................................... potato.

 

I wish I hadn't run out of pot

[Guest]

Granted you now have a large container full of pot to hide

 

I wish Foulmouth would share his pot

 

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted but you have to pick it up at his place and get it through customs yourself

 

I wish my mail ordered tea would arrive

[Guest]

Granted the postman pours it through your letterbox

 

I wish I had a spaceship