Corrupt A Wish

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you are a grammar commi

 

I wish I knew what a grammar commi does

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, they share their grammatical skills with everyone

 

I wish grammar commies beat the grammar nazis

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, your mistakes are my mistakes now.

 

I wish I could post and play FO4 at the same time

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you suck at both

 

I wish I had a better internet connection

[Guest]

Granted but you must move to use it#

 

i wish for an iced coffee

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but white girls steal it

 

I wish I didn't make so many dark humour jokes

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, now your jokes are boring!

 

I wish I could stop posting!

[Guest]

Granted just stop typing

 

I wish I could beat Gryphon

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you start posting compulsively all day for a month

 

I wish Snow doesn't do that

[Guest]

Granted Its two months

 

I wish i had that idea earlier

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you're terribly bored all the time

[Guest]

Granted....wait you didnt make a wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I wish I remembered my wishes

[Guest]

Granted but you forget everything else

 

I wish Gryphon had a better memory

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but I forget to login here for all eternity

 

I wish I could easily upload pictures 

[Guest]

Granted you can.....erm....ok

 

I wish the same thing

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it mostly works for me

 

I wish I could procrastinate more often

[Guest]

Granted but you fall behind at school/college

 

I wish I could write a novel

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you fork over the profits to Ashal

 

I wish my phone had a better camera

[Guest]

Granted but you cant use it

 

I wish I didnt upset people so much

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you have to say who you upset

 

I wish my phone had a better connection

[Guest]

Granted your phone now connects to the charger better

 

I wish I had stated irl

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, 

 

I wish Snow would tell us who's upset with him

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but the list is so long it is like reading the phone book of a major UK city.

 

I wish AethyrMipe, SnowOwl and I could have a "come together for cookiea and banoffee pie party"

[Guest]

Granted but you have to pay Mine and Aethyrs travel and expenses

 

I wish for a winter hat