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Ashal

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Granted its been reinstated using forum members as actors. Which part do you desire?

 

I wish I could be an actor

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Granted. because you are a forum member, you are now also an actor of the re-instated Firefly.

 

I wish I could learn and speak a dead language.

 

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Granted you have bought orange juice. One tanker full enroute

 

I wish it were warmer

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Granted , you CPU overheats and melts away making the room just warm enough.

I wish GOT season 6 came out already , can't wait to see Cersei raping them fanatics and Daenerys  being raped by the Dothraki.

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Granted season 6 of lego GoT is now out.

 

I wish GoT had bestiality scenes

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Granted, George RR Martin will write "Songs of Ice Critters and Fire Beasts". But HBO will never have money and consensus to do a TV series.

 

I wish the Genie of the Lamp was giving a non-integer number of wishes.

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Granted , the number of wishes you get(witch is a non-integer) is presented to you in the form of a hyper-complex equation that can't be solved until humanity reaches a new breakthrough in mathematics , 257.5 years from now.

 

I wish i had a synthetic servant, he could double as a sex slave too .

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granted you now have a synthetic spoon which help you to eat and you can use any sexual way you want.

 

I wish we were the 10th novembre 2015.

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Granted. It is done by a definitive restructuring of the Gregorian Calendar, by skipping the missing days. As consequences all the computers are screwed up, and FO4 will never be out.

 

I wish I already know the Papyrus for FO4.

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Granted it's the same as the papyrus for skyrim with the same bugs and problems.

 

I wish fallout 4 didnt require a season pass

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Granted, and it was granted before you wrote, and the side effect is that he will never be able to wish again.

 

I wish (you all) a merry Halloween.

 

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Granted you always make a wish but forget to get dressed next time you go shopping.

 

I wish the candy was free

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Granted. The candies are free. But they are poisoned.

 

I wish I was spending more time helping people, than posting other wishes.

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Shoebox grave? Da hell is that ?

Granted , you make a grave from another type of box .... i guess

 

I wish i had a 3d printer to make lil figurines and pen holders and mugs and phone cases.... :angel:

 

 

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Granted your whisky is available at the distillery

 

I wish I had some crisps

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