Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted, you can do it. But it will be a dab experience.

 

Now I wish to know what exactly is your "you know what".

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, I was talking about sleeping

(what were you thinking man)

And how the hell it will be a bad experience

 

I wish I can "do" something else...

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you can "do" your hand

 

I wish I hadn't bought so much Halloween Candy

[Guest]

Granted you bought too much xmas candy

 

I wish it were xmas already (ducks and runs for cover)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy working at Wal-Mart (where it's christmas before it's Halloween, because fuck logic)

 

I wish that my internet hadn't been shittier than usual

[Guest]

Granted welcome to the future of the internet a yoghurt pot and string.

 

I wish the internet was free

[shirow]

Granted internet is now free and infested with 300% more ads which you cannot block anymore which pop-up every minutes.

 

I wish for more holidays.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they all come with obligatory trips to Syria

 

I wish I didn't have to pay to attend foced academic activities

[Foulmouth]

Granted , you are now forced to attend paid academic studies instead.

 

I wish it wasn't Monday morning.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's Sunday Evening for me

 

I wish the Aussie would post more often

[Foulmouth]

Granted , see ? I just posted more  

(seriously though, I work long hours and I hate internetting on my phone)

 

I wish I didn't work long hours.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you don't work at all (and are homeless)

 

I wish I knew what to do with several dozen spare candy (probably give it to charity or something)

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, you must eat them all, eat until you explode ha ha ha ha ha.

 

erm I wish I didn't sound like an evil overlord just then.

 

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, you just did, live the rest of your life worrying about that...

 

I wish I get more votes for my Elina's pictures stories and randoms...

[Guest]

Granted have another vote

 

I wish I were more creative

[StephieRawx]

Granted, you're more creative but lack efficiency.

 

I wish I lived somewhere in the mountains.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you now live in Nepal

 

I wish I was able to avoid procrastination 

[Guest]

Granted you may now make new wishes

 

I wish for a new wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

granted, you wish for more wishes

 

I wish I had seen @StephieRawx after the update. She was fun

[Guest]

Granted she updated to.....Rick Astley

 

I wish for a hiding spot

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you hide in the new old... or is it old new.... because it was the new and now is the old forum, but this is the old.... where was I?

 

I wish I was not confused now

[shirow]

Granted you'll be confused a hour later.

 

I wish my connnection was faster....coming back home this week made my download speed from 2.8mb/s to 0.6mb/s

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it has great speed after everyone else using it dies

 

I wish international shipping was not expensive

[Guest]

Granted it's cheap but painfully slow and unreliable

 

I wish I knew what Gryphon was shipping

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's cookies

 

I wish more people bought cookies