TiredGerman Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 Granted. It's completly empty, even the drives seat. Have fun walking. I wish to know Rastas Backstory.
Rasta the Lion Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 Granted, give Rasta a pipe full of green and a swing chair first Rasta wishes for warmer days.
nonusnomeni Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 granted just let me take my flamethrower i wish for zombie apocalypse now
Jormungandr Posted February 22, 2014 Posted February 22, 2014 GRANTED, JUST GRANTED! AHAHAHAHAHA I wish for you to be amused.
Nightwish Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, cat will get amused once you go back in your coffin. I wish a cloudy night.
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, all the nice and beautiful cloudy nights on my area. I wish for a turtle to like it.
Dyschromie Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, here is a delicious turtle soup! I wish to go back in my appartment tomorrow and not monday...
Nightwish Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, but you will get interviewed first. Ha. I wish to be the one who interviews you.
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, you can do that once I kidnap Bibo. I wish for a nice reward in exchange for it.
Thulas Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, you will get another cat; but she starts to dislike you. I wish for 3 pennies and Fiffy.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Go rob the pay-phone and your wish will be granted. No need for us to lift a finger for that kind of wish. I wish I can travel back in time, and use this one chance opportunity to murder anyone who thought the bastarding concept and terribly unimpressive gameplay of FFXIII series. Oh! I would like also want to make a shrunken head of the cack-heads who decided to make FFXIV as MMORPG. Thank you you bastard for balls-up the series. Thank you very much!
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, you can go back in time but unfortunately something went wrong and you go way back. Around Jurassic era, enjoy the Brachiosaurus who steps on you by mistake or the Alosaurus who teaches his cubs what would have happened if humans were around that time. I wish to know why jesters wear fancy hats with bells.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted. Go or register if you haven't, to Facebook. The truth will be revealed before your eyes. I wish for a statue made in my image for posterity.
Rasta the Lion Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, the statue is made of gum walked on by snails. Yuuuuck, Rasta wants no part. Rasta wishes for less cloudy days.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted! I'd send it here to my place. Been almost 2 weeks without a raindrops. I wish for a glorified Zweihänder.
Rasta the Lion Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, a zweihander balloon. Those clowns are smarter by the day. Rasta wishes not to pay for 2 sits on the bus when he only wants one.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted. Have a walk and cut down the volume of meals you partake in one day. That ought to fix it. I wish for a wishy-washy washing machine.
Rasta the Lion Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, it needs radioactive energy in order to function. Rasta wishes for the pizza guy not to run away with the pizza as well when he opens the door.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted. I'd hoped you can get yourself a bespoke kevlar tailored to your measurement to withstand an assault rifle fire. I wish for some unknown reason to be at beach this very moment whilst helping meself feasting my eyes with the ladies, and shagging afterwards.
Rasta the Lion Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, since mother nature can be cruel at times, a thunderstorm rises once you get to the beach. Rasta wishes for a new ID photo. The current one has Rasta's mane all over his face.
TiredGerman Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted. Now all you see is the mane and people think Rasta's a tribble. I wish for cancerfree cigarettes.
Dyschromie Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, in an other world. I wish for a good day tomorrow!
nonusnomeni Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 granted good day for everyone except you i wish weather control device NOW!!!
Nightwish Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 Granted, the only weathers available for changing are snow and rain. Cats don't like those. I wish for once the TV to show something interesting.
MikeMetal Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 Granted, but you have no cable to display the channel which shows stuff you like. I wish for 100 beers. Exactly 100, thank you.
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