Corsayr Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 The Nokia 8110 was the phone they used in the Matrix
Ernest Lemmingway Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 I keep trying to write something for the Erotic Writing section but this is the 8111th time I've deleted my intro and started over. I hate writer's block!
donttouchmethere Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 maybe it helps to watch 8112 lemmings jumping over a cliff? ⛰️?? at least Walt Disney loved to watch that ??
Ernest Lemmingway Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said: maybe it helps to watch 8112 lemmings jumping over a cliff? ⛰️?? at least Walt Disney loved to watch that ?? Thanks for that reminder of animal cruelty. Now I have 8113 reasons to loathe Diz-knee. And don't take their properly spelled name in vain! Do you want to get sued?!
donttouchmethere Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 ?? omgz I did speak his name out loud and now they are coming for me And that guy warned me 8114 times:
worik Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 Just speaking about the last hour, 8115 innocent bystanders have become their (the name shall not be spoken) victims. ?
Psalam Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 8116 - the number of times it seems I've heard the term "partial government shutdown" on the news today.
worik Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 5 hours ago, Psalam said: partial ... because the 8117 most expensive ones are excluded and govern the work of those who are at home now? ? It must be hard to be a chieftain without any underlings.
Psalam Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 Spoiler 2 minutes ago, worik said: ... because the 8117 most expensive ones are excluded and govern the work of those who are at home now? ? It must be hard to be a chieftain without any underlings. It's truly a good thought but it overlooks the 8118 politicians and political appointees that have the most highly paid jobs of all and are not "Furloughed"!
worik Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, Psalam said: It's truly a good thought but it overlooks the 8118 politicians and political appointees that have the most highly paid jobs of all and are not "Furloughed"! It is said the lowest pay of one of those is 8119 USD per day ... but surely that's only a rumor. I couldn't imagine any of those would work for such a morsel.
Psalam Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 Spoiler 2 hours ago, worik said: It is said the lowest pay of one of those is 8119 USD per day ... but surely that's only a rumor. I couldn't imagine any of those would work for such a morsel. Actually the US President would only have to work 50 days at 8120 dollars per day to make his official salary. Wait, do you think he actually works that many? ?
worik Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 Maybe they have a rule: at the 8121st day in office you have to start to do something good in return for your salary. Maybe that's why they limited the duration for this type of job.
Psalam Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 Spoiler 12 minutes ago, worik said: Maybe they have a rule: at the 8121st day in office you have to start to do something good in return for your salary. Maybe that's why they limited the duration for this type of job. You're right, of course. The 2922 days that a US President is allowed to serve is far less than the 8122+ that members of the legislative and judicial branches can, and have, served.
worik Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Psalam said: that members of the legislative and judicial branches can, and have, served. I think, they will limit that duty, too. 8123 days at the most. Otherwise, they would be too much in danger of doing something good by random accident. Unthinkable.
Psalam Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 Spoiler 13 hours ago, worik said: I think, they will limit that duty, too. 8123 days at the most. Otherwise, they would be too much in danger of doing something good by random accident. Unthinkable. Even if they took 8124 votes on each of those days the chances of them not making things worse, instead of better, is infinitesimal.
worik Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Psalam said: Even if they took 8124 votes on each of those days the chances of them not making things worse, instead of better, is infinitesimal. By common math, this would require a minimum of 8125 lucky events ??? or major selfless deeds per day to compensate a single one of those bad decisions. ?
Psalam Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 Spoiler 16 minutes ago, worik said: By common math, this would require a minimum of 8125 lucky events ??? or major selfless deeds per day to compensate a single one of those bad decisions. ? Even using calculus (much less common math) it is hard to see how they could help the majority when they are so in the pockets of their >8126 donors.
worik Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, Psalam said: to try to get those numbers closer together. Not sure if it helps to compensate for the loss of numbers, but at least for the aforementioned gap the numbers 251 252 and 253 are now accounted for. If each and every of the 8127 readers in this thread will do the same we won't have to worry
Psalam Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 Spoiler 5 minutes ago, worik said: Not sure if it helps to compensate for the loss of numbers, but at least for the aforementioned gap the numbers 251 252 and 253 are now accounted for. If each and every of the 8127 readers in this thread will do the same we won't have to worry Oddly, if you remove the first digit (leaving 127) and multiply it by 64 (2**6) you get our next contestant 8128.
Psalam Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 And this one is to make up for missing replies.
Guest Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 8127 times I explained that the number of posts does not match because all posts that do not contain the number are hidden.
Psalam Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 Then 8128 apologies that I missed that explanation too. I'm on a roll (and not a good one).
worik Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, CPU said: 8127 times I explained that the number of posts does not match because all posts that do not contain the number are hidden. That must have been at lot of work for the 8129 moderators of LL to read each post thoroughly and take action where necessary. ? Or is it that I am mistaken and we only have 8 full and a 129/1000th part time moderators? ?
Corsayr Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 Form FAA 8130-3 - Authorized Release Certificate, Airworthiness Approval Tag Spoiler
worik Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 17 minutes ago, Corsayr said: Form FAA 8130-3 - Authorized Release Certificate, Airworthiness Approval Tag Hopefully flight Qatar Airways QR #8131 has one of those ? https://uk.flightaware.com/live/flight/QTR8131
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