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For $80.64 you can only buy 6, foot-long, braided rawhide sticks for your puppy to chew upon. Sometimes I think she's more expensive than the kids were!

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If you take him thrice or four times a day for a little run of 8067 human steps, at least he will keep healthy at that weight. ?

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Once SHE has gotten used to walking with me (and I believe we are almost there) then we shall aim for at least 8068 human strides daily.

 

I am not in the habit of putting barrettes in the fur of my male dogs, sexist that I am.

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8069 apologies for me being too much of a dimwit to recognize a creatures gender. It gets me always into troubles. Guess, I need to update my SL-MNC.

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24 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

but don't sigh 8072 times ⚠️

or you will  hyperventilate ?

 

(just tested at home ?)

Never try dangerous stuff like this ^  or that  v  more than 8073 times at home. Leave it to the trained professionals!

 

Spoiler

 

 

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8074 youtube clips posted on forums got me into a madness of watching totaly unrelated yt clips for hours

 

must resist! aaaahhh ?

so hard... must not watch the...

The Most Satisfying Video Ever



 

 

(too late ☺️)

 

 

why the hell is that in my bookmark list ?

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42 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

(I don't feel so good anymore after watching those)

You better prepare your muscles first and stretch properly. Untrained joints are easily injured, too.

Maybe something easy for a start? To gain body control and flexibility back?

 

Like 8077 repetitions of "overcome the obstacle", low height. Available in any civiized city park. You may vary the style of course :classic_happy:

 

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that "overcome the obstracle" vid hypnotized me now for 10^0,8078 minutes

If I get up realy fast and glide from my PC to the fridge, while grabbing me a drink and opening doors on the way, I feel now as if I do some sort of sport =D

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? new shoes took me 8079 meters on my joyful trail through the meadows....  and then we sprinted the last 1521

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