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Not a chance. Elden Ring is fundamentally a completely different game from TES / FO which are made in the Creation engine/Gamebryo. There's no official mod support. There's a soft online requirement and an anti-cheat framework to prevent people from tampering with local files. Script mods would be impossible. 

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42 minutes ago, hovak2017 said:

I think it would be dope asf..

 

sure. Just go over 88mph in the DeLorean.

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Imagine if Elden Ring was made by Obsidian and wasn't a souls-like. It has beautiful graphics, great atmosphere, amazing locations, awesome lore...

 

...and all wasted because it's a glorified beat-em-up. Such a shame.

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I'd be happy if a mini-map came to Elden Ring or an Ash of War that had a description of what it does instead of a generic description of what every Ash of War does.

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5 hours ago, belegost said:

Imagine if Elden Ring was made by Obsidian and wasn't a souls-like. It has beautiful graphics, great atmosphere, amazing locations, awesome lore...

 

...and all wasted because it's a glorified beat-em-up. Such a shame.

 

Imagine if everyone had purple and neon green hair and became screechingly histrionic when you made a choice they weren't conditioned to accept without hesitation?

 

No thanks. Outer worlds is what Obsidian is actually capable of and suffering from bethesda stockholm syndrome is actually a you problem not a game problem. NV was a 7/10 on the best of days, even when placed against bethesda's monolithic mediocrity.

 

5 hours ago, belegost said:

glorified beat-em-up

 

I like the part where you incorrectly generalize a thematic and mechanic you obviously know jack shit about while praising bare competence as the maximum achievable goal. Miyazaki's series has told circles around anything featured in FO since 2 and the only difference is it wasn't spoonfed to you.

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6 minutes ago, Antiope_Apollonia said:

What you all find fun is wrong, and the only correct fun is what is fun for me!  If you don't have fun doing what I consider fun, you're an ignoramus who doesn't know what fun is!  Tut-tut!

Hey!  Stop that!  You're dangerously close to enjoying my fun.  Go enjoy your own fun so you can whine about how you disagree with me, damn you! 

 

~_^

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58 minutes ago, 27X said:

Imagine if everyone had purple and neon green hair

 

I have. It was glorious.

 

59 minutes ago, 27X said:

and became screechingly histrionic when you made a choice they weren't conditioned to accept without hesitation?

 

I don't need to. I'm replying to a prime example right now.

 

1 hour ago, 27X said:

I like the part where you incorrectly generalize a thematic and mechanic you obviously know jack shit about

 

I like the part where you pretend there's more to souls-like genre than what I just stated.

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1 hour ago, 27X said:

I like the part where you incorrectly generalize a thematic and mechanic you obviously know jack shit about

It is a shoot em up.

All you do is run around killing stuff.

The entire world seems to be just a load of monsters sitting there waiting for something to fight.

The plot is negligible.

What few NPCs there are have no great depth.

Your mount can scale a virtually smooth, vertical surface.

You can jump down ridiculous distances when the game wants to to but die at a quarter of the distance if the game doesn't want you to.

Enemies take forever to react so you can ride though areas without an enemy getting in a blow or kill two enemies before the third gets involved.

If by 'mechanic' you mean the combat mechanic then that is almost entirely dependent on how good you are with a controller.

It takes 10 actions to exit the game. Fucking 10.

 

I disagree with @belegost about the graphics. They are not 2022 graphics. DA: Inquisition and DOS2 are better and older., hell, even SE looks better. ER isn't in the same league as BG3 is now.

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5 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

All you do is run around killing stuff.

The entire world seems to be just a load of monsters sitting there waiting for something to fight.

The plot is negligible.

What few NPCs there are have no great depth.

Your mount can scale a virtually smooth, vertical surface.

You can jump down ridiculous distances when the game wants to to but die at a quarter of the distance if the game doesn't want you to.

Enemies take forever to react so you can ride though areas without an enemy getting in a blow or kill two enemies before the third gets involved.

 

Damn, you just described every single Korean MMO from at least 20 years ago up until now. That's literally how they worked. All you did was *grindgrindgrindgrindgrind* for hours in order to progress anywhere.

 

11 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

I disagree with @belegost about the graphics.

 

One out of four is not bad. I'll take it.

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19 minutes ago, TT. said:

i think we moved a lot from the main topic tho...

Not really. Two people shaggin' would be a major plot-line by Elden Rings' standards.

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36 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

then that is almost entirely dependent on how good you are with a controller.

 

Wait, it's not supposed to be played with a steering wheel ?

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50 minutes ago, Vader666 said:

Wait, it's not supposed to be played with a steering wheel ?

You are asking some one who bought his first controller less than two months ago. ? I cut my teeth on Kingdoms of Amalur - The Re-reckoning. ?

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1 minute ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

You still own one controller more than I do. I don't like these things.

hope you'll never play a from game... keyboard is awful

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1 minute ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Bull crap.

well... i know you should remap your controls, but the main ones for ds2 were... so awful, it was painful

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8 hours ago, belegost said:

Imagine if Elden Ring was made by Obsidian and wasn't a souls-like. It has beautiful graphics, great atmosphere, amazing locations, awesome lore...

 

...and all wasted because it's a glorified beat-em-up. Such a shame.

That sounds about as riveting as the end result of making Tetris into a dating simulation or Pac-Man into a First Person Shooter. 

 

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Elden Ring (and Souls likes in general) appeal to a niche set of gamers, if you are not in that niche, well, you won't gel with it I'm afraid. However, to call it bad or trash is a bit much. It's a great game in a great genre that is not for everyone. To answer the thread's OP, nah, considering some of the THINGS you fight in Souls games...nah, gross lol 

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12 minutes ago, KillinCuzICan said:

Elden Ring (and Souls likes in general) appeal to a niche set of gamers, if you are not in that niche, well, you won't gel with it I'm afraid. However, to call it bad or trash is a bit much. It's a great game in a great genre that is not for everyone. To answer the thread's OP, nah, considering some of the THINGS you fight in Souls games...nah, gross lol 

To be somewhat charitable to those who are echoing the sentiment of that one games journalist who lamented that one could not talk to the demons in DOOM, this thread topic is not really too far removed from said sentiment though it regards mods rather than some official change to genre, only in this case, it is wanting to engage in intercourse with demons rather than discourse. 

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43 minutes ago, 27X said:

election day 2016

 

I have no idea what kind of elections were in 2016, as we had those in 2015 and in 2020. I presume you are referring to some domestic political drama nobody outside whatever country you live in gives a shit about.

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36 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

These games are designed for the console kiddies. You'd need the digital dexterity of a concert pianist to jump through the hoops doing keyboard left-handed

 

I'm playing these games since the original Dark Souls came out. They're perfectly playable with keyboard and mouse.

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