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1 hour ago, FauxFurry said:

Could anyone hate Nazeem if he looked like this?

Words cannot begin to describe how much more I hate Nazeem for looking like that. The only place I've ever seen that is in my nightmares.

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1 hour ago, branmakmuffin said:

Nazeem could look like this and I would not hate him.

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Nazeem is unworthy of my hate.

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To be honest, I don't actually hate Nazeem that much. I just make those jokes because my friend Ashley and I love making jokes about Nazeem, and I love sharing them online (she knows that I do, and she doesn't care). The video I made is an example of that. The Skyrim character I hate most is Rolff Stone-Fist. That guy can go fuck himself and die.

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Everybody loves making jokes about Nazeem, even modded companions.

 

Look, a corpse. Totally not Nazeem.

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9 minutes ago, branmakmuffin said:

Everybody loves making jokes about Nazeem, even modded companions.

 

Look, a corpse. Totally not Nazeem.

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Isn't that the old blind guy in the cave outside Whiterun?

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4 minutes ago, CrowOfItachi said:

Isn't that the old blind guy in the cave outside Whiterun?

It's the corpse just inside the entrance to Volunruud.

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Just now, branmakmuffin said:

It's the corpse just inside the entrance to Volunruud.

Hm. It looked like the old man. Oh, well.

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1 minute ago, CrowOfItachi said:

Hm. It looked like the old man. Oh, well.

I agree, it does look that guy. Maybe the game uses the same model.

 

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7 hours ago, branmakmuffin said:

I agree, it does look that guy. Maybe the game uses the same model.

 

Most likely.

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Over nine hours into this playthrough, and I still haven't gone to see the Greybeards. Though, now that I've gotten over strep, I will be continuing my character's story. Until then, here's this screenshot I took.

 

 

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[Alessia Wellington]

1 minute ago, CrowOfItachi said:

Over nine hours into this playthrough, and I still haven't gone to see the Greybeards.

 

I haven't been to the Greybeards for over a decade.

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Graybeards can wait. The fabulous loot of Cracked Tusk Keep calls to me.

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18 hours ago, FauxFurry said:

Could anyone hate Nazeem if he looked like this

What about this?

 

He's gone the full Gary Glitter.

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Conducting job interviews.

 

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9 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

I haven't been to the Greybeards for over a decade.

What? You don't want to visit the creepy old men who live on a mountain?

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1 hour ago, CrowOfItachi said:

What? You don't want to visit the creepy old men who live on a mountain?

Wasn’t there a mod to turn them into sexy ladies?

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1 minute ago, Darkpig said:

Wasn’t there a mod to turn them into sexy ladies?

If there is, could you please share it with me? It'll help me in my quest to make my game as NSFW as possible.

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5 hours ago, branmakmuffin said:

Graybeards can wait. The fabulous loot of Cracked Tusk Keep calls to me.

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For me, it's doing anything except what you're supposed to do, like having sex with my followers, taking screenshots, play the lute, etc.

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6 hours ago, CrowOfItachi said:

What? You don't want to visit the creepy old men who live on a mountain?

 

Why should I? They gonna throw me out a window as soon as they find out who, or more accurately, what I am.

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16 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

I haven't been to the Greybeards for over a decade.

Don’t worry, they are still there and probably didn’t change anything. Somewhat conservative folks.

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7 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Why should I? They gonna throw me out a window as soon as they find out who, or more accurately, what I am.

What are you, exactly? More importantly, why would they care?

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5 minutes ago, CrowOfItachi said:

What are you, exactly?

 

I'm the most powerful vampire queen to walk the earth.

 

6 minutes ago, CrowOfItachi said:

More importantly, why would they care?

 

They don't take kindly to bloodsuckers.

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31 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

They don't take kindly to bloodsuckers.

Never give a bloodsucker an even break.

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Better be the best fuckin' razor on the face of the planet.

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Time to give up the goods, Drascua, and I don't mean what's under those feathers.

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9 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

I'm the most powerful vampire queen to walk the earth.

 

 

They don't take kindly to bloodsuckers.

 

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Jokes with Markiplier aside. If that's the case, then they can go fuck themselves. I, for one, enjoy joking around with you. I don't know if that means anything, but hey. It's true.

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That's what you get for attacking a Nord, frost dragon.

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