Jazzman Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 Does it matter when there's somebody that just loves to make it up for me. Guess not.
Hania the bard Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 lol i've never really tried it! I feel like i would make a mess though
sarahsenpai Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 On 3/1/2018 at 8:15 AM, Vivi said: I can, but I have a dick XD does that count? no thats cheating. if you own a paynus you must pee standing up while facing backwards. post results. i made myself curious if thatd work or not. Â Â On 3/2/2018 at 8:35 AM, Katherlne said: Only when i take a shower... i usually dont pee in the shower unless i rly have to go and thats only because i hate going right after showering since the toilet seat is always wet from like compensation or whatever and it feels kinda gross.
MrEsturk Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 12 hours ago, sarahsenpai said: no thats cheating. if you own a paynus you must pee standing up while facing backwards. post results. i made myself curious if thatd work or not. As a man of distinctly average size in that department I don't believe that's anatomically possible. You'd have to be flaccid to even attempt it, and in that state it just isn't going to able to be pulled back behind while still in a functional state. Â Granted I haven't actually tried to do it, but I don't want to deal with the pain or the mess.
Leito86 Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 12 hours ago, sarahsenpai said: no thats cheating. if you own a paynus you must pee standing up while facing backwards. post results. i made myself curious if thatd work or not. Â Â i usually dont pee in the shower unless i rly have to go and thats only because i hate going right after showering since the toilet seat is always wet from like compensation or whatever and it feels kinda gross. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQGW46B6x_4
Storms of Superior Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 Back in the day, I discovered that anyone can do this; it's what caused me to stop looking at Hustler magazines. Not into pissing.
V The Heretic Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 I'm sure I can, but last time I did, I made a mess only cause I was forced to sit to pee as a child. xD
DaBigMunny Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 The big question: Can you shit while standing up? That would be one hell of a party trick, right there.Â
FauxFurry Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 Anyone can pee standing up if they put their mind to it...and if they believe that they can.
CoxcombCornking Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 Sorry Ladies. You will never experience the unbridled thrill of playing "The Little Fire Engine".   I mean " The Really BIG Fire Engine.   Â
Guest Posted April 6, 2018 Posted April 6, 2018 yeah but i miss,damn toilets at least in the country all you had to worry about was pissing on an electic fence
GimmeBACON Posted April 6, 2018 Posted April 6, 2018 On 3/4/2018 at 6:28 AM, sarahsenpai said: no thats cheating. if you own a paynus you must pee standing up while facing backwards. post results. i made myself curious if thatd work or not. Â So men are handicapped just for being men? That's discrimination.Â
Guest Posted April 6, 2018 Posted April 6, 2018 Ooh, getting a golden shower with a beautiful woman standing over me. Add that to my bucket list. For us men the question goes: Can you pee sitting down without touching the toilet seat with your dick? Every fucking time!
flatliner10 Posted April 7, 2018 Posted April 7, 2018 How about as a man trying to take a leak with a Morningwood in a sitting position without hurting or pissing yourself, difficult enough to hit the Bowel in this condition (psst the Washing sink works better in this Situation, just don't tell your GF)  Taking a stand as a Woman seems easy in comparison, most Girls i know managed if they had to. (Woman's public Toilets are even more gross than the Man's.)
Celedhring Posted April 7, 2018 Posted April 7, 2018 42 minutes ago, flatliner10 said: How about as a man trying to take a leak with a Morningwood in a sitting position without hurting or pissing yourself, difficult enough to hit the Bowel in this condition (psst the Washing sink works better in this Situation, just don't tell your GF)  Taking a stand as a Woman seems easy in comparison, most Girls i know managed if they had to. (Woman's public Toilets are even more gross than the Man's.)  That's why I assume the police position against the wall when I have morning wood and need to pee. AKA the "Superman" pose.  If you have a GF, you DEFINITELY need to leave the seat up for that.Â
Eireamhoin Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 Kinda on topic...I'd found it funny. Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTi76q7t6mM
joemonco Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 On 3/20/2018 at 2:31 PM, Doctor Cadaver said: You mean tuck the cock in between the legs, let the tip hang out of the ass and then aim for the toilet backwards while trying to keep everything clean??? Â Unless someone is as big as a horse, that's not happening. Â Well, not with that attitude.
sarahsenpai Posted April 22, 2018 Author Posted April 22, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 5:47 PM, Eireamhoin said: Kinda on topic...I'd found it funny. Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTi76q7t6mM everything about that looks fun.
Guest Posted April 22, 2018 Posted April 22, 2018 I actually like peeing sitting down at home so I can piss as hard as I want without making a mess
Eireamhoin Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 On 4/22/2018 at 2:12 AM, ~ Deathstalker said: I actually like peeing sitting down at home so I can piss as hard as I want without making a mess Strangely I've gotten quite in the habit of this...especially if you're like sleepy or had a fap the night before or just lazy and wanna look at phone. Maybe I'm odd.
Apatcha Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 "I'm so much of a feminist that I pee sitting down!"
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