RedHeadAngel Posted August 28 Posted August 28 At work, I had someone ask me if I knew where they could buy vegan water. Vegan. Water. And people wonder why I have no faith in humanity. 3
porkybork Posted August 28 Posted August 28 3 hours ago, RedHeadAngel said: At work, I had someone ask me if I knew where they could buy vegan water. Vegan. Water. And people wonder why I have no faith in humanity. That's the perfect opportunity to sell them the most overpriced water you got lol. 2
rafal112 Posted August 28 Posted August 28 4 hours ago, RedHeadAngel said: At work, I had someone ask me if I knew where they could buy vegan water. Vegan. Water. And people wonder why I have no faith in humanity. Joke's on you, because some people specifically filter fluoride out of their tap water using bone char filters — since it's derived from animal bones, that technically makes their 'purified' water non-vegan. So the question wasn't as absurd as it sounds — some vegans do actually care about how their water was filtered.  But the funniest part of this cultural difference? To get this exact type of super-pure, distilled water in Europe, you literally have to go to the automotive section and buy it next to car fluids, motor oils, and greases because it's treated strictly as a technical product for engines and irons. Talk about a crazy contrast
RedHeadAngel Posted August 28 Posted August 28 12 minutes ago, rafal112 said: Joke's on you, because some people specifically filter fluoride out of their tap water using bone char filters — since it's derived from animal bones, that technically makes their 'purified' water non-vegan. So the question wasn't as absurd as it sounds — some vegans do actually care about how their water was filtered.  But the funniest part of this cultural difference? To get this exact type of super-pure, distilled water in Europe, you literally have to go to the automotive section and buy it next to car fluids, motor oils, and greases because it's treated strictly as a technical product for engines and irons. Talk about a crazy contrast Oh, no. There's fluoride in water. You know what else has fluoride? Spinach, yet vegans eat that. Also, grapes, white rice, coffee, and other things vegans consume. Yet, there's a problem when it's in water? Here's an idea. Stop whining like a little bitch, and just drink the fucking water. It's for the living. There are people in this world who are lucky to get a drop of water to drink a day, yet there are these dipshits who are worried about "animal byproduct" in their water. If there's a finer example of first-world problems, I don't know what it is. 2
Darkpig Posted August 28 Posted August 28 drink water, drink water, drink water, drink water, bitch Oh drink water, drink water, drink water, drink water, bitch Oh drink water, drink water, drink water, drink water, bitch Oh drink water, drink water, drink water, drink water, bitch 1
Wandering_Mania Posted August 28 Posted August 28 12 hours ago, RedHeadAngel said: At work, I had someone ask me if I knew where they could buy vegan water. Vegan. Water. And people wonder why I have no faith in humanity. Vegans are the 'Ultimate Posers'. They deny the reality of evolution that dictates 'Humans are Omnivores', by trying to pose as Herbivores. In turn they look sickly, because they are sickly. One can not deny their own existence and be healthy. 2
RedHeadAngel Posted August 28 Posted August 28 8 hours ago, Darkpig said: drink water, drink water, drink water, drink water, bitch Oh drink water, drink water, drink water, drink water, bitch Oh drink water, drink water, drink water, drink water, bitch Oh drink water, drink water, drink water, drink water, bitch Are you OK?
RedHeadAngel Posted August 28 Posted August 28 (edited) 4 hours ago, Wandering_Mania said: Vegans are the 'Ultimate Posers'. They deny the reality of evolution that dictates 'Humans are Omnivores', by trying to pose as Herbivores. In turn they look sickly, because they are sickly. One can not deny their own existence and be healthy. The thing is that I don't care if someone is vegan. If that's what you do, then cool. But how could you be so concerned about "animal byproducts" in water, when everything at some point has come into contact with "animal byproduct?" The soil used to grow plants very likely has animal remains in it, because death feeds life. That's the beauty of it. Death feeds life, and life feeds death. You can filter it out, but it doesn't change the fact that it was there, no matter how much the New World Order tells them otherwise. I will not buy into the bullshit, and I will not believe in the so-called vegan water (That's a joke my dad likes). As long as it's drinkable, what's the problem? Edited August 28 by RedHeadAngel 2
FauxFurry Posted August 28 Posted August 28 12 hours ago, rafal112 said: Joke's on you, because some people specifically filter fluoride out of their tap water using bone char filters — since it's derived from animal bones, that technically makes their 'purified' water non-vegan. So the question wasn't as absurd as it sounds — some vegans do actually care about how their water was filtered.  But the funniest part of this cultural difference? To get this exact type of super-pure, distilled water in Europe, you literally have to go to the automotive section and buy it next to car fluids, motor oils, and greases because it's treated strictly as a technical product for engines and irons. Talk about a crazy contrast That stuff is meant to cut through grease and grime, not to drink. It is too pure for living things to consume safely on a regular basis.
Darkpig Posted August 28 Posted August 28 4 hours ago, RedHeadAngel said: Are you OK? Question of my life
RedHeadAngel Posted August 28 Posted August 28 1 hour ago, Darkpig said: Question of my life Fair enough.
Darkpig Posted August 29 Posted August 29 Apparently it is gay for a man to have sex with his wife. And that's bad somehow? I mean who doesn't want a happy marriage? Â On a more serious note, if you don't want sex just say so but in this case I think that guy is allergic to happiness. 1
RedHeadAngel Posted August 31 Posted August 31 I wish that reproduction was as difficult as quantum physics, so idiots can’t figure it out.
Wandering_Mania Posted September 1 Posted September 1 10 hours ago, RedHeadAngel said: I wish that reproduction was as difficult as quantum physics, so idiots can’t figure it out. Instead, sadly, Mike Judge kinda called it in 2006. As the intro for Idiocracy showed exactly what was going on. And here we are.  The only inaccurate part of that movie being, that the stupid people would NEVER, ask the more intelligent people, for 'help'. Because the stupid people, think they know everything, and see the intelligent people as being 'stupid'. 2
Darkpig Posted September 1 Posted September 1 20 minutes ago, Wandering_Mania said: Instead, sadly, Mike Judge kinda called it in 2006. As the intro for Idiocracy showed exactly what was going on. And here we are.  The only inaccurate part of that movie being, that the stupid people would NEVER, ask the more intelligent people, for 'help'. Because the stupid people, think they know everything, and see the intelligent people as being 'stupid'. Who gets to decide who is smart?
Speed Metal Posted September 1 Posted September 1 11 minutes ago, Darkpig said: Who gets to decide who is smart? Let everyone play Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic. Those who refuse to are at least less stupid than the others.
Darkpig Posted September 1 Posted September 1 37 minutes ago, Speed Metal said: Let everyone play Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic. Those who refuse to are at least less stupid than the others. You still have to explain the rules or else nobody would know what the game is about. Rule 1 of Russian Roulette: Nobody wins Russian Roulette  Grandpa Lou agrees
Speed Metal Posted September 1 Posted September 1 5 minutes ago, Darkpig said: You still have to explain the rules or else nobody would know what the game is about. Just let them find out on their own. More fun that way, don't you think?
Darkpig Posted September 1 Posted September 1 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Speed Metal said: More fun that way, don't you think? Wouldn't it get boring testing 8 billion +, people? Edited September 1 by Darkpig
Speed Metal Posted September 1 Posted September 1 1 minute ago, Darkpig said: Are you sure you want to test 8.5 billion +, people? It's seems like a lot at first, but that number will decrease faster than you'd think.
Darkpig Posted September 1 Posted September 1 1 minute ago, Speed Metal said: It's seems like a lot at first, but that number will decrease faster than you'd think. 8 billion is more seconds than a human ever lived. It is incredibly high. If you wanted to keep the rules a secret you'd have to use an indoor facility.
Speed Metal Posted Tuesday at 07:33 AM Posted Tuesday at 07:33 AM 2 minutes ago, Darkpig said: 8 billion is more seconds than a human ever lived. It is incredibly high. Do you think they shoot only themselves? That's highly inefficient. Each bullet fired is meant to kill at least five humans at a time.
Wandering_Mania Posted Tuesday at 11:03 AM Posted Tuesday at 11:03 AM 5 hours ago, Darkpig said: Who gets to decide who is smart? That's easy. Those who answer the simple question, when asked, can be easily identified as, 'Intelligent', or 'Stupid'. The question is: How much do you think you know? Â Those who answer with: "I don't know jack shit."Â Are intelligent. Those who answer with: "I know a lot." Are stupid. Â So it's not so much a 'who' that decides, as it is a truth that is 'willed out'. As Socrates once said: "The ancient Oracle said that I was 'the wisest of all the Greeks'. Because of all the Greeks, I know, that I know nothing."
Darkpig Posted Tuesday at 04:28 PM Posted Tuesday at 04:28 PM (edited) 5 hours ago, Wandering_Mania said: That's easy. Those who answer the simple question, when asked, can be easily identified as, 'Intelligent', or 'Stupid'. The question is: How much do you think you know?  Those who answer with: "I don't know jack shit." Are intelligent. Those who answer with: "I know a lot." Are stupid.  So it's not so much a 'who' that decides, as it is a truth that is 'willed out'. As Socrates once said: "The ancient Oracle said that I was 'the wisest of all the Greeks'. Because of all the Greeks, I know, that I know nothing." Socrates was quite the character that one. Kept asking questions. It pissed off theists to the point of executing him but his personal theology still baffles both theists and atheists alike. 8 hours ago, Speed Metal said: Do you think they shoot only themselves? That's highly inefficient. Each bullet fired is meant to kill at least five humans at a time. Still would take a hell of a long time. You'd be lucky to live 100 years which is only 3,155,695,200 Seconds compared to the 8,000,000,000+ people on Earth. Dividing by 5 only lowers it to 1,600,000,000. Edited Tuesday at 04:30 PM by Darkpig
Speed Metal Posted Tuesday at 06:24 PM Posted Tuesday at 06:24 PM 1 hour ago, Darkpig said: Still would take a hell of a long time. You'd be lucky to live 100 years which is only 3,155,695,200 Seconds compared to the 8,000,000,000+ people on Earth. Dividing by 5 only lowers it to 1,600,000,000. I highly doubt all 8 billion humans would play Russian roulette with a semi-automatic. If they do, we know who's stupid.
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