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Corrupt a Wish


Ashal

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Posted

Granted.

They no longer exist, thus can't be upgraded. No more pain.

Wait...how am I posting this then?

I wish said question was answered!

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Granted. But as time goes on, the more insane you get. Eventually you descend into madness, and suffer through multiple disasters, all while wishing to die...

(damn I'm morbid today)

 

I wish I wasn't so morbid.

Posted

Granted. You're no longer as morbid as you were, but, you now find out, people only stuck with you because morbidity made you interesting. Have fun being alone :D

 

I wish I could have a wish and that when I wish that wish would be wished for.

Posted

Granted. You now have the ability to wish... and were you to wish that wish, it would most certainly be wished for. Unfortunately... you're now completely brain dead, making it rather impossible to wish for anything at all. Sorry about that!

 

I wish I had joined this game after somebody with a less-obscure wish.

Posted

Granted, but the CPNJs, as indicated in the picture, have no mercy, even towards you. So they shred you to pieces.

 

I wish for all the knowledge in the world!

Posted

You got all the knowledge, for a millisecond....your head explodes.

 

I wish to travel at the speed of light.

Posted

Granted. Here is your car with a flashlight on the back

Be trollin' science, I am.

 

I wish for an invisible car named Fred.

Posted

Granted. However, Fred is not only invisible... he's also psychotic due to the temptation of knowing he can get away with anything. His subsequent series of hit-and-runs leave him spattered and bloody. Thanks to science, a crime lab down in Miami manages to put together the numbers on your invisible license plate using computer simulations and the blood spatter.

 

You are now wanted in twelve states on murder charges.

 

 

... I wish I could find my way out of this damned dinosaur!

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Granted. You're now in a pile of Dinosaur Shit. Smooth move. -roflpunrofl-

 

I wish Ten Said Yes didn't smell like Dinosaur Shit >.> it's pretty nasty

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Granted, You become boss and you decide that the workers should do all the work. They become so efficient that you can't keep up and you loose the job

 

I wish I had a wish

Posted

Granted. Between the hours of 3 and 4 am' date=' January 22nd 2002, you were Thor.

 

I wish for bionic limbs, with lasers.

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Enjoy having four of these for limbs.

 

I wish I was a cup smaller :P

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I wish I was a cup smaller :P

Wait.. WHAT?

I wish I was Jesus.

Alright then! Get ready for hours of being tortured and in the end nailed to the cross.

 

I wish that hentai came true.

Posted

Done, now everyone is having more sex than they can handle and ultimately mankind somehow managed to screw itself to extinction.

 

I wish winter would come back again.

Posted

Wait.. WHAT?

 

Ordered a t-shirt online and doesn't fit too well across the chest XP. Is the third time I had that happen.

 

 

Granted. The rest of the world is generally displeased with this' date=' and shun you until the next season.

 

I wish hsiw I

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Now you are dyslexic.

 

I wish I could afford a pair of Prada boots ;_;

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Granted, but prada now only sells orange colored male combat boots and have removed the rest of their stock.

 

I wish I had something to do right now to cure my boredom.

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Granted' date=' but prada now only sells orange colored male combat boots and have removed the rest of their stock.

 

I wish I had something to do right now to cure my boredom.

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D:!!!

 

Suddely, you see the guys at SHY updated into Rev100 and everything has to be translated again since scripts are different now.

 

I wish I had a snack

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