Corrupt a Wish

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however a dragon has eaten it.

 

I wish for the power of creation.

 

off topic: i'll give you shitty galaxy, no planets for you!

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you can only create insignificant little things that don't matter to or affect the world at all...obviously I can't think of anything specific.

 

I wish Netflix would provide the regular Japanese animes with subtitles...not this English Bulls***.

[Ark of Truth]

Created however netflix dies and no more porn.

 

I wish I knew Mai irl

[Guest]

Granted but you die from awe

 

I wish that I had a super computer

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but its the original cray 1000

i wish for a bag of almonds

[Iastwolf]

granted, but it's a bag of EXPLOSIVE almond, and inside the bag, c4 counting down from 00:00:03

 

I wish I could fight a noob cheater on COD MW 3, they're sports to me.

[Ark of Truth]

granted however they still kick your ass cause they are too good.

 

I wish for a estate of my own

[Guest]

Granted but it is in extreme misrepair and you have to spend the rest of your life trying to fix it.

 

I wish that I was as handy as my dad was.

[Ark of Truth]

Granted, however you now have multiple hands.

 

I wish I had spare monies stashed somewhere.

[Guest]

Granted but it gets stolen and then the thief burns it all in a bonfire.

 

I wish that dark souls for the pc would come out now.

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however only one copy exists and Justin Bieber has its.

 

I wish to have space fighter

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you don't have any fuel for it.

 

I wish season 2 of High School of the Dead would be released...

[Guest]

Granted but it is half-assed because it was rushed.

 

I wish that House would continue to make new episodes.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but they only make 2 more and House isn't in any of them.

 

I wish I didn't have to do this homework...

[Guest]

Granted but you now have a test the next day.

 

I wish for pizza

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you come down with a sore throat moments before you bite the pizza and cannot enjoy it.

 

I wish I could find a 2nd job...now.

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

Granted, but they it takes up too much time in the day, with unalterable hours.

[Iastwolf]

granted, now you have to wish

 

I wish all my problematics are gone.

[Ark of Truth]

Granted but new ones will occur in 27 seconds

 

 

I wish to own a really nice car

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but someone crashes into it and destroys it.

 

I wish I... -___-

[Ark of Truth]

granted however we decided to take -__- away

 

I wish for cookies

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but they aren't baked with love.

 

I wish it was 3pm already...

[Ark of Truth]

granted however it starts to rain

 

I wish for World of Warcraft to die in a blaze of fire!

[Riku20xx]

Its been raining all day!

 

Granted, but then it rises out of the ashes like a phoenix.

 

I wish my socks were dry now...

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however they are not on fire.

 

I wish for the sun to be shining.

 

OT: Your a wow fan ain't you