Corrupt a Wish

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however it about 60ft long and 10ft high, good luck trying to eat it.

 

I wish for forgiveness

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but now everyone else is pissed at you

i wish a candy bar that size really did exist

[Ark of Truth]

Granted but it's will be ready in 16 years time.

 

I wish for cookies

 

off topic: I can deal with everyone being mad at me

[Mailamea]

Granted But the cookie monster came to your house and shot you to death by stealing his cookies.

 

I wish I know how to fix the errors im encountering.

[Ark of Truth]

Granted, however it's going to take time.

 

 

(Don't know what to wish for this time round)

[Riku20xx]

Now we're at a standstill... .--.

[Ark of Truth]

I have one!!!!

 

 

I wish for a kiss of Mai lol, I know not gonna happen. I can dream and hope right?

[Nonsense667]

Mai not only delivers the kiss, but professes her love to you, she also confesses that in real life she is a 40 year old man.

 

I wish my crack den/columtreal university invite on second life would come in already. :|

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however second life dies in a fire storm

 

Mai not only delivers the kiss' date=' but professes her love to you, she also confesses that in real life she is a 40 year old man.

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It's already been proven that she is a female and a pretty one at that so that second part is not vaild. You might need a coffin though.

 

I wish for lots and lots of monies!

[Nonsense667]

Granted, yet the monies become worthless, as the world switches to bottlecaps.

 

(Off topic, yeah I know, it is not like the other corruptions have all been valid and accurate to reality... )

 

I wish some guy would drive up beside me in a Ferrari and be like "hey, you want this car?"

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however he does not give it to you but to the guy on the other side of you/

 

off topic: lol true

 

I wish for spaceships!

[Nonsense667]

Granted, the spaceships show up and enslave the entire human race.

 

I wish for a dollar or two.

[Mailamea]

granted but you dropped it on the drain.

 

I wish im on pc.

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however you cannot access LL.

 

I wish I didn't just cost someone a extremely overpriced ship in EVE (1.1 billion)

[Guest]

Granted but then you did it the next day.

 

I wish that we knew the release date of Planetside 2

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however it's going to end up being cancelled

 

I wish for tickets to go anywhere I want.

[Mailamea]

granted but its 2015

 

I wish i can run fast.

[Guest]

Granted but you constantly trip and fall over.

 

I wish that I could fly

[Mailamea]

granted but you fell.

 

I wish for a magnum royal icekweam from selecta.

[Ark of Truth]

granted, however I buy the company over instead.

 

I wish for understanding as to what's happening in my message box.

[Guest]

Granted but it's so insane that your head explodes.

 

I wish that I had some fresh mountain dew right now.

[Ark of Truth]

granted however it super heats and combusts in flames.

 

I wish for revenge!!

[Mailamea]

granted you are now the punisher.

 

I wish muffins!

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however there are only blueberry ones

 

I wish for a galaxy

[Mailamea]

you now have a sh*tty galaxy Y

 

I wish for my horse 10 hours!