SeXtreme Loading Screens

[WaxenFigure]

On 11/20/2017 at 2:16 PM, Gigioh2 said:

 

 

Please don't quote the original post or if you need part of it for reference please delete the parts that aren't needed so we don't get unnecessary text that has to be waded through.

 

If you asked a question somewhere in there though I totally missed it.

 

Besides that, welcome to Lovers Lab.  We really are a friendly bunch so there's no need to be bashful.

[Moncoyoule42]

Ay puta... I want to download to try this out, but for some reason after the "german translation by verodor" file on the list, it just shows blank text. Is that on your end, or just me having more problems with the new site layout?

[azmodan22]

10 minutes ago, Moncoyoule42 said:

Ay puta... I want to download to try this out, but for some reason after the "german translation by verodor" file on the list, it just shows blank text. Is that on your end, or just me having more problems with the new site layout?

It is a problem with the new layout.

The Sextreme All that has all the loading screens is the first link from the ones with no names.

 

[kirk777]

Hey what's the decryption key ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding :D Nice mod, because of guys/girls like you I'm struggeling A LOT to have less than 255 esp/m activated. But thanks anyway. :P

Edited November 24, 2017 by kirk777

[Reesewow]

8 minutes ago, kirk777 said:

 

Just kidding :D Nice mod, because of guys/girls like you I'm struggeling A LOT to have less than 255 esp/m activated. But thanks anyway. :P

These .esps are easily merged into a single one if you just want everything.  I have most of the Sextreme load screens + ILuvLoading merged into a single .esp and it works fine.

[kirk777]

On 24/11/2017 at 9:58 AM, Reesewow said:

These .esps are easily merged into a single one if you just want everything.  I have most of the Sextreme load screens + ILuvLoading merged into a single .esp and it works fine.

Didn't think about that, I'm gonna try. Thanks for the tip. :)

 

Edit : that, indeed, works pretty sweet.

Edited November 27, 2017 by kirk777

[dododingus]

I found out how to get this to work with Skyrim SE so you no longer get the dark shadow people.  You download the files like normal, then upack them. You then open SSE Nif Optimizer, load the .nif files and click optimize. Once that's done, you re-zip the files and load them into a mod manager. Once you load the game, the loading screens will look normal. Works with all the files.

[Br3ad]

i can't seem to be able to find the link to the BEG Series. could someone post it or something

[KristyllLascivicious]

The links are indeed invisible - they're even blank in the html of the page.  That said, they do work with trial and error.

[zax]

Can someone paste the link for pin-up version please? Spent 10min searching its enough.

[azmodan22]

46 minutes ago, zax said:

Can someone paste the link for pin-up version please? Spent 10min searching its enough.

https://mega.nz/#!ZhEmlTCB!9Op-uRmMLeuGuOMfaBWfgSO88Wpzs6E053dQAFHgl9c

 

[SuperUltrakill]

Since the text has disappeared for the packs, I decided I could help out a little

 

Top to bottom (starts after: "Sextreme-All_Series - German translation by Verodor.rar")
1. Sextreme_All (top)
2. Sextreme_AllFF
3. AO_Series
4. FF_Series
5. FR_Series
6. K_Series
7. Lycan_Series
8. SB_Series
9. T_Series
10. DEV_Series
11. BST_Series
12. Pinups_Series
13. BND_Series
14. HCR_Series
15. G_Series
16. FT_Series (bottom)

 

Lemme know if I got any of them wrong 

[MisterUsername]

Is there a way to change how often the loading screens appear? I have another mod that adds custom load screens and yet i never see it as it seems these ones are forced to appear it seems. I looked in the Creation Kit and found the frequency modifier for it (i think) and turned it down, still no effect.

[Reesewow]

5 hours ago, MisterUsername said:

Is there a way to change how often the loading screens appear? I have another mod that adds custom load screens and yet i never see it as it seems these ones are forced to appear it seems. I looked in the Creation Kit and found the frequency modifier for it (i think) and turned it down, still no effect.

I'm not an expert, but looking at the load screens in TES5Edit shows they all have conditions set for when they will show (this is why vanilla load screens for Dragonborn DLC ect only show up when doing that content).  The load screens for this mod all have a 100% condition to show which means "normal" load screens basically never show up (getrandompercent <= 100 - which means the condition is always true). 

 

I think for your other mod's load screens to have much chance of showing up you'd need to give them the same condition, so they have equal chance of showing up.

[azmodan22]

10 hours ago, MisterUsername said:

Is there a way to change how often the loading screens appear? I have another mod that adds custom load screens and yet i never see it as it seems these ones are forced to appear it seems. I looked in the Creation Kit and found the frequency modifier for it (i think) and turned it down, still no effect.

 

4 hours ago, Reesewow said:

I'm not an expert, but looking at the load screens in TES5Edit shows they all have conditions set for when they will show (this is why vanilla load screens for Dragonborn DLC ect only show up when doing that content).  The load screens for this mod all have a 100% condition to show which means "normal" load screens basically never show up (getrandompercent <= 100 - which means the condition is always true). 

 

I think for your other mod's load screens to have much chance of showing up you'd need to give them the same condition, so they have equal chance of showing up.

 

Exactly as Reesewow said. If you have another loading screen thet the percentage for those screens should also be increased to 100%.
Alternatevly you can download the packages seperately as those have a lower condition. (if I remember correctly)

 

[MisterUsername]

On 3/27/2018 at 2:28 PM, azmodan22 said:

 

 

Exactly as Reesewow said. If you have another loading screen thet the percentage for those screens should also be increased to 100%.
Alternatevly you can download the packages seperately as those have a lower condition. (if I remember correctly)

 

Cool - So just edit the values in CK? Or will i need TES5edit do you think?

[azmodan22]

10 hours ago, MisterUsername said:

Cool - So just edit the values in CK? Or will i need TES5edit do you think?

You edit the values in CK. I think you can also do it in TES5edit but I havent used it much.

 

[Zukzukarr]

BEG Series has no link?

[Swetdeep]

thank you for your wonderful work  

[azmodan22]

All you are going to need is the Creation Kit.

[Neo Heero]

5 hours ago, Choppytehbear said:

I know English is not you're native language, so is there a way I could help translate it? I don't know german, but after running text through google translate, i'm sure I can correct whatever needs to be corrected. I just need to know what tools (if any) I would need to translate this mod.

 

 

Ich weiß Englisch ist nicht deine Muttersprache, also gibt es eine Möglichkeit, wie ich es übersetzen könnte? Ich weiß nicht, Deutsch, aber nach dem Ausführen von Text über Google Translate, ich bin sicher, dass ich korrigieren kann, was korrigiert werden muss. Ich muss nur wissen, welche Werkzeuge (falls überhaupt) ich diesen Mod übersetzen müsste. Dies ist eine maschinelle Übersetzung.

You can use xTranslator or ESP-ESM Translator.

[ZealotN]

Any way to port this to SSE? I did a CK Resave but the screens are black in shadows with artifacts shooting everywhere. Changing the load order doesnt seem to fix. Is it just incompatable with SSE?

[azmodan22]

12 hours ago, ZealotN said:

Any way to port this to SSE? I did a CK Resave but the screens are black in shadows with artifacts shooting everywhere. Changing the load order doesnt seem to fix. Is it just incompatable with SSE?

I have not ported it to SSE. I dont think it works in SSE

 

[ZealotN]

8 hours ago, azmodan22 said:

I have not ported it to SSE. I dont think it works in SSE

 

Any plans to? Your mod is awesome, one of the hallmarks of my OLDRIM playthroughs ironically.

[Rammit Innmee]

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Kittens and puppies and huggies!

 

EDIT: frikkin typo!