Darkpig Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 The article was TLDR so yeah. With the points you gave I gave my thoughts on the matter in bold. 1. They don't know how to park sideways. How do they do the shopping then? 2. for bad PMS is to blame The butler did it. 3. They don't like "manly" drinks like beer and whiskey. Do men actually drink that stuff other than to get drunk? 4. They don't know anything about sports and follow it only when the Croatian national football team plays. What woman hasn't kicked a man's balls? What? 5. They don't know how to use a drill. How the fuck would they not know? Its like an electric mixer. You push the button and it goes BRRRRRRRRRRR! 6. They have countless shelves of shoes. Some men would go ape-shit if you stepped on their Jordans. 7. Single women are looking for a relationship at any cost. Blame early television for making women the sexy useless heroine. 8. They like sugary romantic comedies. Comedy is great for curing depression. 9. They fall for "dangerous" guys. I've seen it go both ways. Men also simp for dangerous girls (Cough)onlyfans. 10. They consider Valentine and the anniversary of the relationship/marriage as the most important days of the year. I thought all women considered Thanksgiving #1. 11. They are obsessed with marriage, and especially with the wedding day. Yay capitalism~ 12. They always think they are too fat. Weight loss ads will do that to you. 13. They always order a diet version of every dish and drink. This calls into question do men even care if they live or die? Cause too much sugary shit can kill you. 14. They must apply make-up and do their hair before leaving the house. Depends how long their hair is and plenty of women don't like makeup. 15. They don't know how to assemble a new piece of furniture. ...without reading the instructions you mean. 16. Sex without emotion is out of the question. Pleasure is an emotion and without pleasure there is no sex. 17. They do not know how to enjoy a large television , an advanced computer or some other technological device. Women love watching serial killer documentaries in 1080P. 18. Erotic films They are not interested in Only puri*ans the truly crazy ones. 19. They are terrified of horror movies. They're faking it in order to snuggle. 20. Cooking and cleaning is their innate inclination. One should always pick up after their dogs. Overall these things only affect a percentage of women. 3
legendarytoyou Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 1. They don't know how to park sideways. => As that Metallica song says, "sad but true." 2. for bad PMS is to blame => pleading the 5th with that 3. They don't like "manly" drinks like beer and whiskey. => False. My mother loved Jack Daniels, Jim Bean and Corona on occasion. 4. They don't know anything about sports and follow it only when the Croatian national football team plays. => Then explain why my mother was a huge Detroit Redwings fan 5. They don't know how to use a drill. => My sister built her own lawnmower shed before she died without my BiL's help. 6. They have countless shelves of shoes. => Okay fair point, my sister had a shoe collection that numbered in the hundreds. 7. Single women are looking for a relationship at any cost. => Not when they have a stable relationship/marriage. My sister made my BiL a widower. 8. They like sugary romantic comedies. => Nope my sister didn't even like Titanic, kept saying, "you can pull him out of the water you know that right?" 9. They fall for "dangerous" guys. => Another fair point. My BiL was in the Army National Guard and a Vietnam veteran. 10. They consider Valentine and the anniversary of the relationship/marriage as the most important days of the year. => Nope, my sisters favorite holiday for romance was Cinco de Mayo. 11. They are obsessed with marriage, and especially with the wedding day. => Only if they're single. At most my sister AND mother didn't give two shits. 12. They always think they are too fat. => 299% true with the other 1% being questionable 13. They always order a diet version of every dish and drink. => Nope both my mother and sister absolutely hated diet anything. Said the aftertaste was still with them even after a week of eating/drinking it. 14. They must apply make-up and do their hair before leaving the house. => Can't say because neither my mother or sister used make up or maybe they did but didn't elaborate on it. 15. They don't know how to assemble a new piece of furniture. => Same as above on my sister making her own lawnmower shed and my mother built our ranch house from the ground up. 16. Sex without emotion is out of the question. => Another 5th moment. 17. They do not know how to enjoy a large television , an advanced computer or some other technological device. => Guess that made my mother a fluke, she liked watching me play God of War 3 on numerous occasions and even helped me make my first gaming rig. 18. Erotic films They are not interested in => My mother used to have sexual fantasies about Vicente Fernández and tell me about them. Trust me women can be just as bad as men...sometimes worse. 19. They are terrified of horror movies. => Nope my mother, sister and a lot of my lady friends loved the Exorcist, Friday the 13th and Hellraiser. They also enjoyed watching Tales from the Crypt. 20. Cooking and cleaning is their innate inclination. => Nope I love cooking myself and usually got stuck doing it because even my own mother told me, "you cook better chili than I do." Hey its not my fault I know how to cook Ghost Pepper stew and actually make it edible without nuking your mouth. I have to elaborate though because I did grow up in a real conservative family with an emphasis on self reliance. Living on a farm tends to do that. It was like living in a version of the Fallout universe, "you work hard, you eat simple as that." That applied to not only me but ALL of our immediate family. If you didn't pull your weight, guess who went to bed hungry that day?
worik Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 9 hours ago, Vader666 said: mostly true for beer, ? excuse me ... ?
Aazad Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 Most of these apply to women in the traditional world, which extends from Eastern Europe all the way to Thailand, China. The article is from Croatia, so makes sense. They may not apply to western women.
worik Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 14 minutes ago, Evaloves4 said: Hardly enjoyable. I don't like clowns. Is that yellow liquid even beer? ? More like this lady here ? Spoiler (*) no, that is not me. But she has a cool boat
Guest Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, worik said: Hardly enjoyable. I don't like clowns. Is that yellow liquid even beer? ? More like this lady here ? Hide contents (*) no, that is not me. But she has a cool boat > That was the gif from October fest in Munich, Germany, Mrs worik. Those lovely ladies aren't clowns, you naughty you ? Although I also prefer enjoying in my drinks (tea and whiskey sometimes) in "private" ambient.
worik Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, Evaloves4 said: That was the gif from October fest in Munich, Germany, Mrs worik I've been there once. That's enough to know how to avoid that for the rest of my life. Spoiler ? Back to topic: And I share that perspective with (almost) all females in my social bubble. Especially since there are quite a lot tasty non-alcoholic beers around here 1
Guest Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 1 minute ago, worik said: I've been there once. That's enough to know how to avoid that for the rest of my life. Hide contents ? Back to topic: And I share that perspective with (almost) all females in my social bubble. Especially since there are quite a lot tasty non-alcoholic beers around here > Most men in our country will say that non alcoholic beer is not beer at all. Although i rarely drink beer, I agree with them, but I respect your choice Mrs. worik.
Grey Cloud Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 @Alessia Wellington https://newsthump.com/2022/08/03/rebekah-vardy-claims-she-never-sold-stories-to-the-sun-in-exclusive-story-she-sold-to-the-sun/
Alessia Wellington Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: @Alessia Wellington https://newsthump.com/2022/08/03/rebekah-vardy-claims-she-never-sold-stories-to-the-sun-in-exclusive-story-she-sold-to-the-sun/ ?♀️
Grey Cloud Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 47 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said: ?♀️ Is it me or is Vardy sporting the same hair-do as Amber Heard used in her court case? (I only discovered NewsThump a couple of weeks ago but it went straight onto my morning bookmarks list).
Alessia Wellington Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: Is it me or is Vardy sporting the same hair-do as Amber Heard used in her court case? Now that you mention it, there are some similarities. Maybe the new 'Go to court' hairstyle?
TRX_Trixter Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 It might sound a little harsh, but I'll say it anyway. There is a similar list of misconceptions about women regarding men:) Both of these lists are extremely helpful. For what? They allow you to very accurately diagnose complete idiots with a bunch of complexes among both sexes. A normal man and a normal woman never think this way about the opposite sex. And if there are finally confident adepts of the list from the initial post, then welcome to me in Ukraine. You will see with your own eyes what women are like in real life and not in your sick imagination: warriors, field doctors, civilians in burning cities under fire. Of cource there are some procent of "strange creatures" in both genders but its not a rule it exeption. 2
Grey Cloud Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 48 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said: Maybe the new 'Go to court' hairstyle? Given that they both lost* it may well be the old go to court hairstyle. * Or as NewsThump put it when the verdict was announced - Colleen Rooney to meet Johnny Depp in the final. 1
jfraser Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 I agree with @CPU . Of course, everyone should always agree with CPU. 1
Guest Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 LOL what is this thread? xd 1. They don't know how to park sideways. Nah xd, people just can't drive, especially in eastern europe 2. for bad PMS is to blame The what? 3. They don't like "manly" drinks like beer and whiskey. Fuck no, they drink all bs drink, only pure hearted girls like me drink cyder lol. 4. They don't know anything about sports and follow it only when the Croatian national football team plays. Nobody cares about sports 5. They don't know how to use a drill. They certainly do know how to use one. 6. They have countless shelves of shoes. Well 3 pair is coutless right? 7. Single women are looking for a relationship at any cost. I don't think really 8. They like sugary romantic comedies. Everyone hates those outside some 50s women 9. They fall for "dangerous" guys. I have to yet meet one who is actually dangerous ? 10. They consider Valentine and the anniversary of the relationship/marriage as the most important days of the year. I fucking forget it 11. They are obsessed with marriage, and especially with the wedding day. Yes, but that's a lesbian thing 12. They always think they are too fat. Everyone does. 13. They always order a diet version of every dish and drink. I wish lol 14. They must apply make-up and do their hair before leaving the house. How to even do make up <.< 15. They don't know how to assemble a new piece of furniture. I fucking do 16. Sex without emotion is out of the question. YES, fuck sex without emotions lol 17. They do not know how to enjoy a large television , an advanced computer or some other technological device. Yeah.. sure lol 18. Erotic films They are not interested in Hmmmmm 19. They are terrified of horror movies. Nah, but horror is good excuse for cuddles 20. Cooking and cleaning is their innate inclination. I swear, I'm the only one who can cook in my generation
jfraser Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, Resdayn said: LOL what is this thread? xd 1. They don't know how to park sideways. Nah xd, people just can't drive, especially in eastern europe 2. for bad PMS is to blame The what? 3. They don't like "manly" drinks like beer and whiskey. Fuck no, they drink all bs drink, only pure hearted girls like me drink cyder lol. 4. They don't know anything about sports and follow it only when the Croatian national football team plays. Nobody cares about sports 5. They don't know how to use a drill. They certainly do know how to use one. 6. They have countless shelves of shoes. Well 3 pair is coutless right? 7. Single women are looking for a relationship at any cost. I don't think really 8. They like sugary romantic comedies. Everyone hates those outside some 50s women 9. They fall for "dangerous" guys. I have to yet meet one who is actually dangerous ? 10. They consider Valentine and the anniversary of the relationship/marriage as the most important days of the year. I fucking forget it 11. They are obsessed with marriage, and especially with the wedding day. Yes, but that's a lesbian thing 12. They always think they are too fat. Everyone does. 13. They always order a diet version of every dish and drink. I wish lol 14. They must apply make-up and do their hair before leaving the house. How to even do make up <.< 15. They don't know how to assemble a new piece of furniture. I fucking do 16. Sex without emotion is out of the question. YES, fuck sex without emotions lol 17. They do not know how to enjoy a large television , an advanced computer or some other technological device. Yeah.. sure lol 18. Erotic films They are not interested in Hmmmmm 19. They are terrified of horror movies. Nah, but horror is good excuse for cuddles 20. Cooking and cleaning is their innate inclination. I swear, I'm the only one who can cook in my generation I believe the intent of #2 is to say "When women are in a bad mood, PMS is to blame"
Vader666 Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 15 hours ago, worik said: ? excuse me ... ? See, thats the thing with extrapolation of data which is based on observations on a certain group of people. You always get a probabillity that certain statements apply to people outside of that group, which is never 100%. So based on the group size, which in my case was 17, the probabillity varies a lot and is generally pretty small. 1
Guest Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 13 minutes ago, jfraser said: I believe the intent of #2 is to say "When women are in a bad mood, PMS is to blame" Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, now I get it, I just don't use some words in english
Alessia Wellington Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 Guess I should throw in my two cents as well. 1. They don't know how to park sideways. Can't say. I don't drive 2. for bad PMS is to blame Nope. I never had that and never will. 3. They don't like "manly" drinks like beer and whiskey. I don't drink in general. 4. They don't know anything about sports and follow it only when the Croatian national football team plays. I like to watch touring car racing and rally. 5. They don't know how to use a drill. I've drilled so many holes already, I could use 'em in my sleep. 6. They have countless shelves of shoes. I've only got three pairs of shoes. One of 'em still in their original packaging. 7. Single women are looking for a relationship at any cost. Nope. 8. They like sugary romantic comedies. ? 9. They fall for "dangerous" guys. Hmm. Yep, I do. 10. They consider Valentine and the anniversary of the relationship/marriage as the most important days of the year. I can't even tell when I've met my boyfriend. 11. They are obsessed with marriage, and especially with the wedding day. I will never marry. 12. They always think they are too fat. I do have some extra cushioning, but only in the right places. 13. They always order a diet version of every dish and drink. Not really. I just happen to like Pepsi Max more than the original. 14. They must apply make-up and do their hair before leaving the house. Only on special occasions. 15. They don't know how to assemble a new piece of furniture. I've assembled all the furniture I had in my old apartment myself. 16. Sex without emotion is out of the question. That's pretty much the way my boyfriend and I are having sex. 17. They do not know how to enjoy a large television , an advanced computer or some other technological device. We don't have a TV. However, I've built a few gaming PCs over the years. 18. Erotic films They are not interested in. Nope. They're boring. 19. They are terrified of horror movies. Ha! The more blood is shown the better. I wanna see them heads rolling. 20. Cooking and cleaning is their innate inclination. Cooking? Does using a microwave count as cooking? As for cleaning, I do keep all the rooms tidy and clean. 1
Guest Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said: As for cleaning, I do keep all the rooms tidy and clean ... > I wonder where do you put your spiders, bats worms and bugs
Alessia Wellington Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Evaloves4 said: I wonder where do you put your spiders, bats worms and bugs The spiders live in the dark corners, the bats are up in the attic, the worms are outside, at least most of the time, and the bugs get killed with some anti-bug spray I forgot the name of.
Guest Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Alessia Wellington said: The spiders live in the dark corners, the bats are up in the attic, the worms are outside, at least most of the time, and the bugs get killed with some anti-bug spray I forgot the name of. > That's what I call organization
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