Corrupt A Wish

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but I still hate myself for not warning my pride not to move further into human lands.

 

I wish I'd get punished accordingly for this.

[Thulas]

Granted, your punishment is that you'll have to stay with your new pride. For ever.

 

I wish that time goes back from now on, not procedes towards midnight.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, fly to the west. The more you go, the earlier time will be.

 

I wish for more neonates in here.

[Thulas]

Granted, but all are chased away by my presence right after they log in for the first time.

 

I wish to realize earlier that neonates can change into good people.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, take a look at Master. You saw him as annoyance at first, didn't you ?

 

I wish more brave neonates endure BBoF hostility.

[Thulas]

Granted, the lion is a good example for that.

 

I wish for...teletubbies...?

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, and while watching them you'll be reminded of the late hour.

 

I wish we keep this until morning !

[Thulas]

Granted, but morning will start in about 10 minutes.

 

I wish for "Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War - FPS".

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but never released on PC, only on crappy consoles.

 

I wish consoles would go and burn in hell along with their dumbed down games that ruin our PC gameplay.

[Thulas]

Granted. They'll burn. BURN!

 

I wish for "Raste - the game".

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, it'll be a game where you have to control a snail crossing a lonesome road.

 

I wish master or anyone else can teach me the art of windmilling.

[Thulas]

Granted, I can teach you that...oh wait...I have no long hair anymore.

 

I wish to teach you anyway.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can show me some videos of how-to.

 

I wish my neck wouldn't hurt.

[Lovely Rose]

Granted, but she is blind.

 

I wish for more venom energy drink :3

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, 100% natural scorpion venom. With extra tongue burns, seisures and passing out.

 

I wish for another lion around here.

[Lovely Rose]

(YAYS!!)

Granted, other lion is gay and violates ur butt while u sleep

 

Wish there wasnt lil kids on cods atm :|

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, tell them you'll show boobs on camera. They'll quit the game in no time.

 

I wish for a dog to maul and ravage.

[Lovely Rose]

GRANTED,

dog is invisible thou

[Rasta the Lion]

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I wish neonates would be wiser.

[Lovely Rose]

Granted, they quickly take over the world thou

 

I wish for nothing :3

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, extra big fat of nothingness that it'll made you disappointed at how nothing is compared to this.

 

I wish for longer pipe. Wait.. that sounds wrong.

[Lovely Rose]

Granted, pipe kills you from the sudden  highway sized transformation it makes.

 

I wish for wishs XD

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, here are your wishes: wish, wish, wish, wish, wish and more wish.

 

I wish someone would grant me this wish.

[formel]

Granted but to spice things a bit up you are placed a few miles above the ground and you get the sperm whale from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as a companion.

 

 

I wish to get a recording from the conversation those two will have until..well they meet the ground (which surly is nice to them)

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I will meet the ground while you are already on there. Don't mind my weight, I'm skinny myself, around 180 kg.

 

I wish for some vitamins.