Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ALVAYS

 

i wish fire

[formel]

Granted heart burn, hope that's fiery enough.

 

 

I wish for more synapses.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you will have so many, they will stop function altoghether.

 

I wish for the sands of time.

[formel]

Granted but due to the lack of proper protection the sand will transform you into a mindless sand monster.

 

 

I wish for new realm to form after my will.

[Emily]

granted, you are cast into the void.

 

 

emily wish for hearty meal.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://onemessykitchen.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/goulash-sm3.jpg

 

 

i wish emily left some for me

[Emily]

Gra...nnted....<urk>.

 

 

Emily wish to find permanent portal to limbo. Her closet dresser portal are no work!!

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Give the wardrobe a kick. That ought to restore it. If else fails, granted, I would like you to ingest a nitrile. Not to much. Just enough to make you paralyse and leaves you in a coma condition for long as the court give permission to someone euthanise you deliberately or accidentally whether you willingly accepted or not. Mazel tov!

 

 

I wish for a starry sky. So I won't be hindered by the darkness of night in my feeble attempt to record my juicy girls-next-door daily routines. This is going to be fun! Ahahahahahahahaha~~~!!! *Siren wailing at the distance~~~

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you can stalk your juicy girl routines as much as you please or want in those 5 seconds you get them before the siren sound heads into your direction. There are also red and blue colors to go along with that so please be careful about your next actions.

 

I wish reflection of emotions will manifest into the existence of my infinity...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Here! A super jumbo sized mirror for ye. Bought from your local drug store with the money that we "collected" from house to house. I hope you can satisfied those little gremlins and munchkins you called infinity.

 

 

I wish for a large quantity of women pants so I can forcefully don it on the head of an innocent bystanders. *Grinning... Owh I failed to mentioned that I dipped the pants in highly concentrated salmonella culture beforehand.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, what a fine wish. I'll personally take care for a shipment of female pants to be delievered right at your local Gay Pub. How you go inside there and ask for that certain shipment is up to your discretion. I'd watch my back, middlepart specifically, if I were you in there. And for all that's holy, whatever you do just don't drop anything !

 

I wish I was, I am and will forever be reflections of time that once was.
 

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. And your request were numbered 17,482,971,544,301. Please be seated and your number will be served momentarily. Now serving number 0. Thank you for choosing Twisted Wish Service.

 

 

I wish for a raisins, a blender, and a sprayer so that when I sprayed the blended raisins on a surface, it would lead me to the leprechauns gold pot.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, unfortunately the sprayer cointained highly corrosive acid inside and now you wreck the concrete all the way down to the water pipes of your region. You may get the leprechaus gold pot, but have to pay with its last coin to the authorities for breaking the pipes and for making a geyser in the middle of the path.

 

I wish a better future for Llamerica ! Barrack Olama for president !

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, Barack Olama will be the new llama president and will stop all the beer producing anywhere on the world.

 

I wish for some spaghetti.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://www.austinfilm.org/image/face-to-face--2.jpg

 

 

i wish

http://www.marions-kochbuch.com/food-pic/spaghetti-bolognese.jpg

[formel]

Granted

 

 

 

 

Now you should have everything, so off with you into kitchen and make better a larger amount of it, the others surely want also a portion of spaghetti Bolognese made by nonusnomeni, at least I want

 

 

I wish nonusnomeni would hurry I'm getting hungry and the sauce need 2h of cooking.

[nonusnomeni]

ot: 2h??? are you dead in your head??? for bolognese???

 

granted sit and wait 2h

http://www.rectra.com/honeymoon/honeymoon-Images/196.jpg

 

 

i wish bon appetit to my self

[formel]

ot: 2h??? are you dead in your head??? for bolognese???

Yes of course, you need to allow the liquids (vine and broth) to reduce, so you get a nice creamy souce and everything can infuse. Of course shorter cooking times are possible but the taste improves when it is given more time.

 

granted sit and wait 2h

http://www.rectra.com/honeymoon/honeymoon-Images/196.jpg

 

How did you get that picture of my desk chair?

 

Granted as soon as you give the rest  of us bbof visiters our portion.

 

 

I wish for dark overlord armor.

[Emily]

granted, emily perform the dark overlord summoning ritual. he came with his great dirty evil armor with even dirtier great axe of humanbane+10. emily log off and forced DC. Now you all so dead!

 

 

emily wish to play doctor on teenagers body.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, take those plastic teenager mannequins and do whatever you wish on them.

 

I wish for both night and day at the same moment.

[Emily]

Not sure how to rephrase that rasta but you get eternal eclipse on jamaica,mon. don‘t mommy be pappy.

 

 

 

emily wish for man flesh.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Visit your local morgue or your dearest coroner for supply. Don't forget the nearest medical school as well! Send the special task force in. We have cannibal on loose. Target is not required to be taken alive. Use of excessive force is permitted. I repeat. The life of target is not a top priority.

 

 

I wish for grill set so I can debut in Criminal Investigation network as a man who like to grill an ox's leg and use it to shattered a harlot's skull. Peace yo~~~!

[Emily]

Granted, you‘re added into saw.7 brazen bull. Have pun.

 

Emily wish arcueid is toasted.

[Thulas]

Granted, but we are out of water for the bathtub.

 

1. I
2. Wish
3. to
4. stop
5. writing
6. that
7. way
8. .

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. You might want to PM Dark0ne or The Vampire Dante and speak out your mind. I sure they will point out that way. Way over there.

 

 

I wish God would bestow upon me an uncanny artistic talent.