Corrupt A Wish

[Thulas]

Granted.

Wait, no, not granted. But you are gently placed in front of a hyena.

 

I wish that you puke all over the laughing hyena.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I'll puke right on his face then mangle him on the ground while intenstines and blood splash on you.

 

I wish for more fun !

[Thulas]

Granted, but it is "fun" with Titanic. Have fun being raped by her.

 

I wish for less advertisment.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, now everyone won't sell you anything anymore for ignoring their publicy.

 

I wish to know if someone cares about Titanic.

[Thulas]

Granted:

Yes and no.

 

I wish for you to take care of her.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, *takes off claws*

 

I wish I can use them without consequences from anyone.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you only can play with your Mistress.

 

I wish for a nice conversation with a lion.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, meet a friend of mine. Mind writing something when talking to him as he's deaf. Been in a nasty fight with a buffalo...

 

I wish buffalos had less sharp horns.

[Thulas]

Granted, but the problem is that they now have wings.

 

I wish to be unhappy.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, face the harsh reality that you'll always be male in real life.

 

I wish you would recognize the male as awesome.

[Thulas]

Granted, I already do that. Due to the fact that it can not be changed, I'll be a man until I die, and act like it.

 

I wish to mention that there still is fantasy left though.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I remind you've been doing this fantasy all the time here, already.

 

I wish you're happy with the current situation.

[Thulas]

Not granted.

At least not yet.

 

I wish to thank the lion for being a lion.

And I wish to stop wishing for such things.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll stop when I'll stop wishing about that in the first place.

 

I wish you'd remain "white" King and "color" Queen. Actually, how things were in the past.

[Thulas]

Maybe granted, maybe not.

Please give me time to decide and accept what ever the decission will be.

 

I wish not having to go to bed in order to wake up early tomorrow.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, even 2 hours of sleep do good for the brain.

 

I wish for a job.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it doesn't blow, sorry.

 

I wish not to have to listen to 4.5h of pathbuilding.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll be listening to roadbuilding.

 

I wish people have free days from school or work more often.

[Thulas]

Granted, and the magic is called "weekend".

 

I wish to know what the hell is this:

http://img.rule34.xxx//images/202/c461de7136d652c5998e74c734d554f0121ab8f1.jpeg?1357625

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the girls are getting the bacon in a rather unpleasant way.

 

I wish I'd get some beef.

[Thulas]

Granted, feel free to kill those pigs. Literally.

 

I wish to know why the blonde one looks adorable; maybe the ponytail?

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, is because of blonde hair and green eyes. Gotta love them.

 

I wish you don't want to be one of the girls.

[Thulas]

Uhm...look, a giraffe!

 

I wish that you forget what you have wished for.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I forgot and remembered again.

 

I wish I'd hate me when I'm right.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you are only partial right.

 

I wish that you won't hate yourself for anything. Especially if it concerns me.