Corrupt A Wish

[PantherXoXTaco]

Granted, one pillow stuffed with the best and healthiest manes of all the lion we could find on the black market (and craigslist)

 

Now I wish for the total and utter destruction of reality.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, take some of my bad weed that will wreck your mind and make you think of pure destruction from

a mutated 2-headed unicorn who has flaming hooves and a cuddly mane, not to mention the rainbows it leaves behind wherever it gallops.

 

 

Rasta wishes for bread and butter.

[Cloe]

Granted, go to the local shop and buy some. No animals allowed or served, however.

 

I wish for more available SMS.

 

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, one extra SMS to be spent as you please. Enjoy !

 

Rasta wishes dirty elephants would not wash in the local lake.

[formel]

Granted, here have a scrubber, now go cleaning them before they reach the lake.

 

 

I wish to be guest on my own funeral.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, a mannequin made with your appearance will attend your funeral.

 

Rasta wishes bankers don't go crazy and abandon their post when he wants to loan some money.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you will be inormed that hyena meat is not money. Sorry, pal.

 

I wish to know why.

[nonusnomeni]

no interest on hyena meat

 

i wish this crazy days are over an next year come normally

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but it will never be next year.

 

I wish it will be next year anyway.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, wait one more week.

 

Rasta wishes people won't leave the park when he wants to go there.

[nonusnomeni]

granted my alter ego will be there

lions,  hard muscle, what to make for nice lunch?

[formel]

Seems you lost track during the creation of your post and confused the threads

 

 

I wish cats were more focused

[Hentai-chan]

Granted, nice and cripsy human meat

 

I wishes he were home, finally opening MGS: Legacy Collection.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, he will open the collection once he can deal with the new residents living in the house who the government bought it for them.

 

Rasta wishes for a more resistant christmas tree. Not his fault the tree fell as soon as Rasta headbutt it.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://timiacono.com/wp-content/uploads/10-12-25_christmas_tree_03.jpg

 

i wish grocery store work i have hangover and i am out of milk

[Thulas]

Granted, but in capitalist Europe. grocery store buys you.

 

I wish for a thingy that makes other thingies.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. But it takes your blood as currency.

 

I wish for browser-add-on that tells me if there will be problems in future if I click on a link.

[Thulas]

Granted, there is one for that; but you'll need to click on a link to get it.

 

I wish for a beer-infusion.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. But it is the worst tasting beer in the world. And you are getting five liters.

 

I wish for Hentaifoundry to be back up.

[nonusnomeni]

granted every hentai book,comic,movie,game... will be burned in foundry

 

i wish i am not so bored

[Thulas]

Granted, but you need to be the server for hentai foundry now.

 

I want to say:

"Ich habe heute ein Schnitzel gegessen. Es war lecker".

[nonusnomeni]

:angry:  

but fortunately i don't believe him

:lol:

[Thulas]

I wish that the cat makes a wish.

Also I wish for "eine saftige Zitrone um das Fleisch schmackhafter zu machen".

[nonusnomeni]

granted but only from tree you are grown

 

i wish to steal some schnitzels

[TiredGerman]

Granted. You are teleported into the colloseum of Rome, 43 B.C. Are you not entertained?

 

I wish hentai-movies to be less stupid in plot.