Corrupt A Wish

[Thulas]

Granted; prepare your anus.

 

I wish for a decent rain.

[nonusnomeni]

NOT GRANTED :@

 

i wish for worm sunny day

[Thulas]

Granted, but it will be filled with decent rain.

 

I wish to www my harddiscfloppy.

[nonusnomeni]

 

i wish to know what da fck he speak off

[Thulas]

Granted; how you like your knowledge?

 

I wish for more female pronouns.

[nonusnomeni]

granted wear skirt

 

 

i wish

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Dzezva_kafa_fildzan.jpg

 

[Thulas]

Granted; what ever that is. But you must wear a skirt, too.

 

I wish for puffy cats.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://www.rustywalrus.com/images/lg/29.jpg

 

 

i wish also

http://cdn.coolinarika.net/image/5687e19eae7addb13966fe2857e495af_view_l.jpg

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but you are allergic to it from now on.

 

I wish to know why the hell there is tentacle porn.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, when you try you will know

 

i wish no pain in my back

[Thulas]

Granted, but the massage unfortunately doesn't work; because you refuse to lay on your stomack.

 

I wish for a dot.

[nonusnomeni]

granted a lot of dots

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/yellow-polka-dot-bikini-2247373.jpg

 

 

i wish she wear that :lol:

[Thulas]

Granted, but fist my own wish:

 

I wish I had the body for that.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://www.webgradnja.hr/images/katalog/popup/vibracijski-valjci-za-asfalt-4273-1.jpg

just lie still

 

i wish to have that pleasure...

[Thulas]

Granted, but the date is: never.

 

I wish for muffins that cats can't eat.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://images.iherb.com/l/DRO-17521-0.jpg

 

 

i wish to see she barf after that

[Thulas]

Granted; just open your mouth.

 

I wish to be at least half the pussy you are.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are biggest pussy on the world

 

i wish all world know that :P

[Thulas]

Granted.

Simply granted.

 

I wish for a baconwrapped cow.

[nonusnomeni]

NOT GRANTED MINE whatever it is sound delicious

 

i wish i was time spend on making lunch instead of useless posting

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted.

 

I wish for the same.

[nonusnomeni]

granted also

 

i wish to decide what is nice easy and quick to prepare...

[Thulas]

Granted:

Catfood.

 

I wish to eat on a regular basis.

[nonusnomeni]

not granted if you eat every day it can become habit

 

i wish i am not so senile

[Thulas]

Granted, but you still need a pussy to remind you what to lick.

 

I wish for grumpy-creampie.