Corrupt A Wish

[Lovely Rose]

granted, but it crashs 50% the time

 

wish i had a mod that was fun

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, but this mod caused a definite CTD and corrupted all saves in your skyrim, along with your windows forcing you to get another CD key!

 

I wish for my procrastination to completely disappear :/

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are ficus

 

i wish to go on some sunny landscape...

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted. A sunny day on Mercury, enjoy!

 

I wish for millions of YouTube fans.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but same day you tube will bancrupt

 

i wish warm wind...

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted. Except that wind is so warm because it is blowing volcanic ashes from the recent volcano eruption 2000 meters from your house. Yeah, you better get out of there.

 

I wish for coding to be easy 

[nonusnomeni]

but...it is ask hal 9000

 

i wish a law against winter...

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, a law against winter... Only in the US.  

 

I wish for more money in general. 

[Lovely Rose]

granted, but money is now out of date, its all about bottle caps

 

i wish for sleep

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, but you realize that sleeping know will force you into a coma for the next 4 months...

 

I wish for bordem to decapitate.

[Lovely Rose]

SO WORHT IT. maybe fallout 4 it be out by than

 

Granted, but heads grow back

 

i wish for nothing

[nonusnomeni]

eeer... granted

 

i wish something sweet

[Lovely Rose]

granted, your mom shows up at ur house.

 

i wish for more vodka. cause i ran out

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, but first you must walk through a spike pit, North Korean minefield, and the Chernobyl reactors. Good luck, you'll need it.

 

I wish to cry underwater.

[Lovely Rose]

Granted, but when u cry you produce no tears

i wish for my lemon pledge

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, but since you never specified whether there would be actual contents in the bottle, it appears to be empty. Now you're stuck with a random bottle.

 

I wish for someone to solve my question. If the sky is the limit, then what is space?

[Lovely Rose]

GRANTED, someone solves your question, but never tells you.

 

I wish for someone to answer my question "Why does a silly,little,anti-american,booger eating boa snake,likes to bite people instead of eating its boogers by sticking his tongue up his nose and make himself embarrassed front of 1,000 people, because it was for a prize that it just couldn't live without his dad & his pig because he loved to eat fries with chocolate syrup inside a pie but he couldn't Do his homework without listening to music and doing the moonwalk in top of a mountain, crying because he wanted to drink some coffee but he had an idea: he could use bending tools to straighten out his lazy dance shoes from his knee and start to run like a crazy ape wanting to eat a banana pie and drink a milkshake with it because he likes how they taste because they remind him of those days in Long Island where he played with his balls with his friends and then he decided to make pancakes because he could wrap them around a tree or throw to attract some squirrels to find a key looks like a big apple and everyone wants to say weeeeeeeeeee, so why does he can't play soccer when he's planning to fly like a shark and he doesn't like being chased by monkeys so his grandma told him that bees are yellow because they fart really loud so all bears wear nose clips and slippers so they could keep their nose and their feet warm when winter comes and this way they could make a new coat for their babies to play outside and not get a cold and he found a big shoe inside his mouth and he took it out cuz it tasted like his dad's smelly socks and it made him throw up lots of fish guts and butter so he decided to go fishing with his pen pal who wears tons of socks and loves to play poker at a big cafe in some place near their town and tries to invade an old lady's house for taking the cookies that tasted like a hundred year old bread..?"

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, just because.

 

I wish to know how to make life simple!

[Lovely Rose]

Granted, you find out how to make life simple, but you know you can never do what needs to be done..

 

I wish to snuggle with Imperious, cause im cool like that

 

 

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, but you soon fine that Imperious has contagious chicken pocks which secretly infect imperious' prey with killer venom.

 

I wish for winter to last forever. 

[Lovely Rose]

BE worth it :3

 

Granted but everything dies from the cold. 

 

i wish for the antidote to the killer venom.

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, but it's located in the depths of Antarctica.

 

I wish to know all the languages in the world, no seriously, that would be fucking awesome! 

[Lovely Rose]

*is russian, cold is nothing to me XD*

 

Granted, but you cant speak or spell any other language than english and ancient language of poop.

I wish for this to end... XD

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, I agree, this is getting out of hand! 

 

just kidding.

 

I lost ideas for things I wish for... 

[Lovely Rose]

Yea same here...

ill leave an ending for next person

 

I WISH for a crossbow that shoots dildos