Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted, some day after sunday

 

i wish T master piano :lol:

 

 

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted. At least better than the piano-cat.

 

I wish for less more.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but that become more of less in time

 

i wish wish

[Thulas]

Granted.

 

I wish to found the redlight cat(girl)-quarted; I wouldn't mind to be the main-attraction either.

[formel]

Granted but in no time PETA close it down and bring you to jail for sodomy.

 

 

I wish to be able to forget my head.

[Lovely Rose]

Granted, but your head explodes

 

I wish for some more candy cane tea

[nonusnomeni]

granted more canna tea for you

 

i wish... i forgot what

[Thulas]

Granted, you now...what ever, I don't know.

 

I wish that PETA fucks itself. Literally.

[nonusnomeni]

granted they will after they finish with you

 

i wish uman female as pet

[Thulas]

Granted, here is your leash, pick the one you like.

 

I wish for Corruption of Champions.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are corrupted but not champion

 

i wish i am uncorrupted champion

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but your leash broke in the process.

 

I wish for following:

 

 

 

[nonusnomeni]

meow

 

i wish

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Cordon-bleu-2.jpg

 

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but you are a vegan cat from now on.

 

I wish for meow!

[rylasasin]

Granted...

 

I wish for the ability to learn or forget anything at complete will instantaneously. (IE if I want to learn how to do 3d modeling, I'll learn it instantaneously. If I want to forget I saw something, boom it's gone.)

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll be able to instantly learn anything and at the same time completely forget what you learned a second after. And vice versa - stucked in an endless cycle.

 

I wish to treat dust allergy.

[formel]

Granted locked into a room with a lot of dust form any possible source and a lot of ventilators for one week. If you survive you're cured when you're are dead you're also cured. Either way you win.

 

 

I wish for heated platforms (on train stations), so it is pleasant warm while waiting for the train.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, they'll hardly have any effect unless you go close, really close to them. Good luck doing that with trains moving non-stop on the rails.

 

I wish for bike that goes through snow with ease.

[Cloe]

Granted, but it can't be used more to move more than 20 meters, otherwise the tires will freeze.

 

I wish for hair to grow faster.

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, have fun shaving your legs every day from now on.

 

I wish for less of that thing called "projects".

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, from now on they'll be called plans or ideas. With the same outcome.

 

I wish a bulb will light above my head when I get ideas.

[Cloe]

Granted, but only when you are able to conduct electricity from your body.

 

I wish to hide behind the mask and try to deny.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but you won't be able to remember anymore.

 

I wish for less snow during winter.

[Lovely Rose]

granted but winter lasts forever.

 

I wish for my ginger ale :|

[Rasta the Lion]

*drinks all ale up*

 

Granted... emm..was that yours ? Sorry... ok, you can have it from my stomach if I manage to throw up.

 

I wish I won't throw up.