Corrupt A Wish

[Cloe]

Granted, the best rotten steaks one can give to you

 

I wish to have more free days like tomorrow.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll have an extra free day and have to work over the program to recuperate that day.

 

I wish for redbull gives you wings!!!!

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Tomorrow is a free day? Nope, not granted. You will have to change your government policies or take over Vatican to make church gave sermon on Monday.

 

 

I wish for this next 5 excruciating days will be gone in a flash.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can take some sleeping pills and use them properly. Those days will pass in no time. Watch for headaches, those pills are known to cause that.

 

Because of some people mistake (yet again), I wish for my earlier wish to happen.

[Cloe]

Granted, for the wings to be received, you'll have to become a bull first. That means no mane

 

I wish for a pair of scissors

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Just stop at any convenience store and start to pole dancing. Use the money you've collected to bought yourself a nice pair of scissors.

 

 

I wish Bethesda remake Skyrim.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, wait until Elder Scrolls Online is released.

 

I wish for cocks ! Many cocks.. to satisfy my hens. They just won't shut up.

[Thulas]

Granted, but your own cock needs to do the work as long as they real ones aren't there yet.

 

I wish for 3 eggs.

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, you now have 3 chararus eggs which will hatch in 5 minutes from now, good luck.

 

I wish for a Skyrim that worked properly!

[nonusnomeni]

granted but not on your PC never ever

 

i wish

http://cafedolcegelato.com/images/espresso.jpg

 

 

 

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

granted but not on your PC never ever

 

i wish

http://cafedolcegelato.com/images/espresso.jpg

 

 

Granted... You have a strange disease which causes your tongue to burn for weeks at a time nonstop if you take one sip.

 

I wish for more sex games :/

[nonusnomeni]

granted but they are illegal in your country

 

i wish

http://www.pregnancy.org/files/milk-and-honey-sleep.jpg

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but you'll only get the first part of the link:

Pregnancy.

 

I wish for yet another post.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but it gets automatically deleted as soon as you post.

 

I wish my hens would shut up now that they've got their cocks.

[Thulas]

Granted, but that's because of a fox killing all of them.

 

I wish for a Rasta.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll get one when you will grow dreadlocks.

 

I wish for a swift hunting.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you'll be the hunted in this case.

 

I wish for following:

 

 

[Cloe]

Granted, fa0750f8f0177d4ffeeedc67ee708f18ce17d53e. Enjoy, whatever this is

 

I wish for better rests.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you only can rest while bathing in cheese from now on.

 

I wish for less broken links.

[formel]

Granted build up your own server.

 

 

I wish for multi core brain to do several tasks at once.

[Thulas]

Granted, but the only tasks they can do are "1+1", "hello" and "am I am?".

 

I wish to view the community index.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, press Back double times from here.

 

I wish for some papaya.

[Lovely Rose]

Granted, press Back double times from here.

 

I wish for some papaya.

Granted, but the papaya is rotten.

 

I wish for a box of legos to build

[Gᴀʟᴠᴀɴɪᴢᴇ]

Granted, but the legos are shattered into very small fragments and in order for you to use them, it will take thousands of years to glue each piece back together.

 

I wish for more time in my day...

[nonusnomeni]

granted your day start in 03:00 and finish in 23:00

 

i wish win rar compress files faster