Corrupt A Wish

[Thulas]

Granted; I have your's.

 

I wish for more thugs.

[Emily]

... not granted.

 

Emily wish for the hobbit.3.

[Thulas]

Granted. But it will be as bad as the first one.

 

I wish to actually watch The Hobbit.

[Emily]

Granted

 

Emily wish to have an adventure.

[Thulas]

Granted, your adventure will be that you end your adventures for good.

 

I wish for...I don't know...brutal slave-rape with impregnation by dogs?

[nonusnomeni]

granted right for you 

 

i wish some hot milk with honey for better sleep...

[Emily]

Granted, A penthouse girl catalog.

 

Emily wish for riding into a sunset.

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted you and lucky luke

 

i wish to sing last ballad...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, sing in a choir the ballad of your death.

 

Rasta wishes to sleep in warm and comfortable bed, for once.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you will kicked out again.

 

I wish for a teddy-cat. And an abortion.

[Pixie-K]

Granted, you get your Teddy-Cat, but the abortion is... YOU!

You cease to exist.

 

 

I wish for new headphones

[Thulas]

Granted, but they are no headphones at all.

 

I wish for happy days.

[formel]

Granted in the Small Magellanic Cloud will be some happy days, better to start your journey now or you will miss them.

 

 

I wish for less raditation in the universe so Thulas can travel faster to the Small Magellanic Cloud with out getting fried.

[nonusnomeni]

granted less radiation but more ion storms

 

i wish to boldly go where no cat has gone before 

 

 

 

 

[formel]

Granted a free-diving trip to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. I think that's a place were never a cat was before.

 

 

I wish for remote-controlled submarine.

[Cloe]

Granted, but unfortunately no batteries seem to match your remote, tough luck...

 

I wish for a lexicon of knowledge.

[formel]

Granted http://www.wikipedia.org/

 

 

I wish for cat-o-pult.

 

 

 

[TiredGerman]

Granted. But you can't pull it back to launch the kittens. Instead they claw your face.

 

I wish for fresh pack of cigarettes.

[formel]

Granted, but instead of tabacco they contain pure tar.

 

 

I wish for the Golden Fleece.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, go build galley first

 

i wish more blueberry...

 

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, your nuts are now blue

 

 

i wish for fire

[nonusnomeni]

granted, burn

 

i wish more gasoline for the show

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, it's on you

 

 

i wish for EDI

[nonusnomeni]

granted oEDIe it is

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130601011053/jadensadventures/images/8/86/Odiepic.jpg

 

i wish

http://www.kevinandamanda.com/whatsnew/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/chocolate-peanut-butter-cup-cake-with-peanut-butter-buttercream-frosting-01a.jpg

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, and this will be the last thing you'll eat before being diagnosed with diabetes from all your other sweet wishes.

 

Rasta wishes for healthy mane.