Corrupt A Wish

[Thulas]

Granted; but you unfortunately are unable to learn any artistic talents due to already knowing the 4 moves Splash, Self-tacke, Selfdestruct and Confusion-beam.

 

I wish that you google for a gulliotine and put your head in it. And then take it back out.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Without the power of Google, I can always regale the stories of how Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette lost their heads over the contraption nicked "National Razor" in Reign of Terror periods. As for putting my head over said contraption, I can grant it, if and only if I can **** ***** **** ** *****. But due to the backlash and severity of ever mentioning the very ideas of it, your wish alas, is presumably contestable.

 

 

I wish to be a shut-in.

[Cloe]

Granted, you will be diagnosed with a very rare disease "Neverus Leaving Domicilus" and now forced to take the medicine which consists of staying in bed, watching TV and eating carrot soup on a daily basis for 63 years, until your body will slowly force the disease away when you found yourself in a nice coffin.

 

I wish to win the local lottery, even 1000 euros would be enough to meet the people I like who live in foreign countries

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I wonder what sort of this people are. Suspiciously suspicious. Anyway, granted, but here the sad story. You end-up gave the people all your possessions at the time and left unable to return to your home country all the while being immigrant and chased day after day by *fill it with your own imagination the worst possible scenarios that would befall on our protagonist, I'm too lazy to figure out anything... 

 

 

I wish the cost of getting MBA is reduced. It's too freaking damn expensive even for a national university, Don't even need to mentioned a private one.

[MikeMetal]

Granted ! Check the worldwde news: any person who seeks entry to whichever university around the world, no matter the location, reputation, state or private or what studies it teaches, will be available for students registration at FREE of cost towards their whole years of time spending in there. Don't miss this once in a life time opportunity, all you have to do is to register on February 31st and all your payment methods will be a thing of the past !

 

I wish a domain of death is mine, and what reeks of life will die. Die die die, I say !

[Cloe]

Granted, you can have the insects' death domain and you have to dig little graves for each of their deaths as a sign of memory.

 

Now that Mike is afk, I wish somehow he will have enabled the pvp option so I can gank him

[MikeMetal]

Do you now ? Well, granted, I have the pvp enabled option just 0.0001 second before I return and manage to defeat easily your sorry hunter by stunlocking.

 

I wish I can get free passage to the trampolines park. Weeeeee !

[Cloe]

Granted and upon your arrival there you see all the trampolines are wrecked by wombats who jumped non-stop without remorse on them.

 

I wish for some tea, a slice of bread with butter, and a lemon on top of that. And fast please, I don't have all day.

[nonusnomeni]

granted go to pub

 

i wish double...

[Emily]

Granted, an evil twin.

 

Emily wish for contrwception that works.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://cdn2.cheaperthandirt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/9mm1.jpg

 

 

i wish that medicine is used against stupidity also

[Thulas]

Granted, you soon will be treated.

 

I wish for a scope on my .01 Rifle.

[Emily]

granted, you‘re on emily crosshair now.

~POW~!! bulls eye!

 

 

emily wish for clean up crews.

[Thulas]

Granted. Here, take this broom and do it.

 

I wish for a knotting dog.

[Emily]

granted. dead dogs hanged with knots.

 

 

emily wish for money.

[shugah]

if Emily pays delivery fee, I'll send her 100000000000 Zimbabwean dollars.

 

I wish this site's background would be pink.

[Thulas]

Granted, but "pink" now means "grey".

 

I wish for pink panties.

[shugah]

if size does not matter to you, you can have mine

 

I wish two wishes at once

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but one of those will be follwoing:

 

"I wish for at least one less wish".

[nonusnomeni]

granted, double

 

i wish for moar

http://cdn.coolinarika.net/image/eefd384d62168429e911a279bf69b6fd_view_l.jpg
honey pie

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but I'll only spare one piece with you.

 

I want to see a cat using a fork.

[nonusnomeni]

granted on yours eyes first

 

i wish to be that cat

[Thulas]

Granted, but you are the cat that gets cuddled by forks.

 

I wish to save you from that fate.

[shugah]

He can only escape if he gets beamed to a parallel universe. His balls must stay on Earth though because that Universe is asexual in principle.

 

I wish I were the Messiah of the Cat's sacred balls cult then

[Thulas]

Granted, but you only get fat cats as worshipper.

 

I wish to have a cat as pet.