Corrupt A Wish

[Thulas]

Granted; even though I don't really get it.

 

I wish for coffee or anything that makes me thing better.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Irish_Coffee.jpg

 

 

i wish T don't have crapulence after

[Thulas]

Uhm...granted...?

 

I wish, no, demand an explanation.

[nonusnomeni]

granted that nuisance called T from BBoF will explain to you how to use GOOgle

 

i wish that will clarify all

[Thulas]

Granted, somewhat.

 

I wish to know what you meant with "U" though.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you will see that in monday

 

i wish T stop asking stupid questions here

[Thulas]

Granted, but mainly because I start playing a bit.

 

I wish to know why official tv lies to the people.

[nonusnomeni]

granted it is called fear of true information

 

i wish to know why you watch tv

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted: I don't watch tv at all, I just found a clip on youtube.

 

I wish for a litterbox.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://playtimepetcare.com/wp-content/themes/ptpc/images/dirty%20litter%20box.jpg

 

 

i wish for

http://0.tqn.com/d/entertaining/1/0/B/P/LitterBoxCupcake.jpg

 

[Thulas]

Granted. Let me stuff it into your mouth.

 

I wish for a device that lets me record my playing.

[nonusnomeni]

granted file hippo have fraps freeware

 

i wish to see you torturing yourself

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, just let me take a look at Guro, that allways is emotional torture.

 

I wish for a flying hippo that celebrates his death that will happen when 5 years are 10 years back.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the flying hippo will celebrate his death by hanging himself on missile and launch it on your direction to explode upon impact.

 

I wish hippos wouldn't be so tough to bring down.

[Thulas]

Granted, they are as weak as lions now.

 

I wish for a pet.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, here, take care of those buggers.

 

 

 

I wish to know why people become religious martyrs. Talk about wasting life.

[Thulas]

Granted, you experience it at first hand.

 

I want to know what is as funny as elder abuse.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, pet abusing.

 

I wish for more 7days.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://www.demotivacije.com/media/demotivators/demotivacija.hr_Pise-7-days-a-ja-ga-pojedem-za-minutu_13308560246.jpg
translation
it say 7 days but i eat them for the minute

 

 

i wish to know how it is possible to sell openly fake documents and fake bills ?

[Thulas]

Granted, but you will get deleted, just like the topics.

 

I wish for vinegar.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! Search a perishable in your bin. Preferably those that have been discarded more than a week. Ferment. ??? Profit! Just make sure you are insured.

 

 

I wish for a cupcakes! Lots of it! LOTS! And me proceed wearing a clown costume and applying the most frightening clown make-up ever made. Go to a local market, and start force-feeding people while laughing maniacally and running from the coppers after chinning the lovely red-head who blessed with a pair of torpedo tits...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll get dozens of cupcakes as a consolation for your 6 months of jail time after being arrested. All because the display of public nudity and the nightmares you gave to the people with your clown makeup.

 

I wish lasers would go pew pew from my eyes.

[formel]

Granted but they get reflected on your cornea, so you laser your brain.

 

 

 

I wish for a new and good D&D rpg for pc.

[nonusnomeni]

granted wait till 2222AD

 

i wish

http://www.ljepota.ba/slike/Banana%20split%20rolat.JPG

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, yum yum Rasta eats and licks it first. You can have the remains after I'm done.

 

I wish for the best steaks today, all in my extra large bowel.