Corrupt A Wish

[Emily]

Granted, it'll be replaced by the non-intellectual society.

 

Emily wish she gain Bear endurance and Owl wisdom for 24 hour.

[formel]

Granted, you will get endurance of a bear in hibernation so you can dream about hunting mouses and other rodents as a bird of prey.

 

 

I wish for a hot spring.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the spring is so hot, the water will evaporate.

 

I wish for a toy I could chew on it.

 

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, your master is now a chew toy

 

 

i wish for a chocolate pie

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but with no chocolate, only cream pie ! Hahaha.

 

I wish this euphoria state will never end.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, your now in nirvana

 

 

i wish to pet you

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, put your head in my mouth first. Man I'm so hungry...

 

I wish for less rainy days.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, you now live in death valley

 

 

 

i wish for food

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I'll bring you a gazelle carcass.

 

I wish to also get share of that.

[Emily]

granted, too bad your girls already pick them clean. cuz you didn‘t eat the carcass firsthand.

 

 

emily wish the neurotic to perish so the psychotic inherited this earth along with the prey within.

[OlBenny]

Granted, Emily is now a mosquito.

I wish for a longer autumn season.   

[Emily]

Granted it however ends with devastating winter AND DAWN OF THE NEW ICE AGE.

 

Emily wish to be the queen of neverwinter.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, become a lich first, and you can take Queen Valindra's place

 

I wish life wasn't so hard

[Emily]

Granted, The entire world now slothful and dispassionate.

 

Emily wish for life changing experience.

[formel]

Granted we will have a conversation face to face for 2 minutes

(Disclaimer: The life changing character of this conversation is not guaranteed)

 

 

I wish for a job where I get millions of € even when I produce the greatest nonsense and bullshit possible.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, eventually people will have enough bullshit and force you to donate all your earned money or face their wrath. In billions exemplars.

 

I wish for the most delicious sandwich according to average human that I can eat.

[Emily]

Granted, Come to emily house for the strangest Sandwich you will ever eat.
But seriously back in hongkong city garden hotel emily build the greatest of sandwich with tuna, assorted chesse, tomato, lettuce, fold bacon, chilli sauce, garlic, olive oil, honey smear and dates. Then she wash it down with orange and milk coffee.

 

Emily wish she can open a sandwich business.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but after few customers die by salmonella she will transfer her business in prison 

 

i wish for short briefing about events on LL in last two weeks

[formel]

Granted, some people released mods, a lot more asked question some surely stupid ones and thulas and the metal mike kept on their spaming spree....oh and there is this new 15th rule that prohibit cats to post.

 

 

I wish to experience my life in third person perspective instead of first person.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, here's some drugs that gives you out of body experiences.

 

I wish Einstein was still alive.

[Emily]

Granted, You get Einstein zombie.. if it is too late you get Einstein skeleton warrior instead.

 

Emily wish JF Kennedy assassination failed.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, he survive the shootings but not the car crash that was made on the way to hospital.

 

I wish for metro tickets would be cheaper.

[Emily]

Granted, But the terminal spot are reduced by 5.

 

Emily wish to find something that interest and curious.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, death or after life is very interesting and curious. No one can say for a fact what comes after death.

 

I wish mainstream music gets a meaning again.

[Emily]

Granted, the new vibes are now mainstream.

 

Emily wish to have victory at sea.