Corrupt A Wish

[Thulas]

Granted, but you can't afford them.

 

I wish for money.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, a bajilion monopoly dollars.

 

I wish for a delicious pizza without any consequences. Yes I can eat it just fine.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you have to give most of it to your dog.

 

I wish you had a dog in the first place.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, I order this dog to give my pizza back.

 

I wish this pizza had more than 4 slices.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it are just smaller slices.

 

I wish for a fork to steal his pizza.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, but who says I'll let you do that. Also this dog gives you the looks.

 

I wish death metal to always be underground. Masses don't deserve it.

[Thulas]

Granted, no one needs Children of Bodom in the first place.

 

I wish to know a band that makes White Metal.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, there are many christian bands. Just use google.

 

I wish for more yesterday.

[formel]

Granted wait for next week then will be monday again *shudder*

 

 

I wish for a bagpipe.

[Thulas]

Granted, but unfortunately you already sit in it.

 

I wish for a ghost in the shell.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can't see the ghost inside, though.

 

I wish for happy times.

[formel]

They will come when sun destroys life on earth in round about 200 Million years (when I remember corretly)

 

 

I wish for a quadcopter.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, don't expect to use it for anything else other than junk material.

 

I wish people stop starring at me.

 

 

[Emily]

Granted, Now they pull their triggers.

 

Emily wish people stop showing off penis so casually it only create penis envy to those who not have it.

[formel]

Granted, but to prevent future penis envy you will grow also a penis.

 

 

I wish for this damn cold to disappear

[Emily]

Granted, that damn hot now appear.

 

Emily wish the chinese would stop using Ham-bao-bao / 汉堡包 to say hamburger. it's sound tard.

[Thulas]

Granted, but the Chinese gouverment censored your wish.

 

I wish for a world that is full of fun and games.

[Emily]

Granted, now everyone has android tab, samsung put the international bills of purchase on your company and personal accounts.

 

Emily wish, android could play swf and flash without massive FPS reduction. Adobe sucks.

[Thulas]

Granted, but unfortunately .swf will be replaced by something called .apple that won't even work with an iMac.

 

I wish for super deep thr...uhm...cake?

[Emily]

MMmm, not sure if SDT have that lovely anime toon of yours on their mod folders. but if it exist emily will match it up with the hulk giver mod.

 

Emily wish the truth whether - God creates men or men creates God.

[Thulas]

Granted: God was created by men as he created men.

 

I wish to know how I am supposed to get to university. Also I wish for an eleventh finger that shoots lasers.

[Emily]

That's tricky. But to save the frustration emily dump a toxic waste at you so you can enter the monster university.

 

Emily wish All group model porn to follow playboy standard or simply remove themselves from polluting the internet with their mediocrity.

[Thulas]

Granted, but the Playboy just lowered its standarts.

 

I wish that water tastes better; or like something at all, so that medicine doesn't taste icky anymore.

[Emily]

Granted, just mixed them with beer. should go straight to the head.

 

Emily wish to be very insensitive to other people opinion.

 

[Thulas]

Granted, she now will realize that the oppinion of others is as unimportant as a poisoneous snake around one's neck.

 

I wish to corrupt a corrupted angel; and I wish to know if the angel would become a good again then.