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Ashal

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Granted, but it now is a man who only pretended to be a doctor.

 

I wish to become the female version of an incubus, which is drained by all essences.

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Granted, it shall be given to you on a silver plate which is covered by the blood if the innocent. The blood washed away everything what was written in the book though.

 

I wish to know what the hype about Batman is.

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Granted, Post reported. If emily reputation precede her. She won't get warning for misusing the report button to contact mod. B)

 

Emily wish ... O_o .. joker to be alive?

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Granted, all they talk about is something so boring it'll make your head explode

 

Wish to extract the secrets from the head of anyone in the world of my choosing

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Granted, but the secrets you extract will make you lose all your belives and hopes, you will live a dire life in a dire world.

 

 

I wish to radiate black light.

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Granted now you get sucked down into the Void of Emptiness where you are Nothing forever

 

Wish for a bottle of rum

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Granted but it has a crack where the rum drips out, so if you want some of it you have to drink fast. Cheers!

 

 

I wish everyone knowns and think about critical theory.

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Granted, But the books are expansive. They grumble at the prize and stick to uncritical thinking. Heck, they even gets dumber and stick to pornography.

 

Again, Emily wish pornography follow playboy standard quality, so they stop polluting the internet with their mediocrity. :angry:

 

 

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Granted, but Playboby is already nothing more than mediocrity so nothing will change.

 

Additionally a little fun fact:

In Germany a court has denied the protection of copyright for porn films that only show the sexual act without any surrounding plot. So excusse us please we are all busy :lol:

 

 

I wish for the ultimate energy storrage system.

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@ Fun fact: that's a major improvement. The U.S should done better on their own.

 

Granted, The matrix haz you as energizer batteries - Inject a heavy dose of 'reality' & 'happineesss'.

 

Emily wish happy pill could save someone life of depravity.

 

 

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Granted you are confronted with a very boring lecture with a very boring orator everytime you lose focus you will get electro shoked. After a few sessions your mental endurance will rise.

 

 

I wish for a secret operation base.

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