Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, but you must buy one.

 

I wish my powerfull GPU wasn't so hot.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, a city wide power failure shuts down your PC giving it time to cool.

 

I wish I hadn't woken up at 3:45am.

[Guest]

Granted you woke up at 3:45 am and 3 seconds.

 

I wish @Comrade Lokomootje will use the new avatar I made for he/she.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

Granted but now nobody hear Lokomootje.

 

I wish for some fish, chips and mushy peas.

[Laura]

MMhhhhf hhhhf hhhhhmm hhhhhf.

 

Hhhhhf mmmmmhhh hhhhm.

[Guest]

I wish Lokomootje took the gag off before wishing.

[Laura]

Granted, but now i'm sad.

 

I wish i could dance when i wanted to.

[Guest]

Granted but everyone looks at you strangely when you do.

 

I wish for a new joke book.

[Laura]

Granted, but it isn't a funny one.

 

I wish i didn't have too pee.

[Guest]

Granted you dont just cross your legs.

 

I wish I could teleport between worlds.

[Laura]

Granted, but the other worlds don't have ball gags.

 

I wish other worlds had ball gags.

[Guest]

Granted you could deliver them to other worlds.

 

I wish we could visit skyrim in real life.

[Unknown Master]

granted, but you got eaten by a dragon

 

I wish my very hot geography teacher performed in a bukkake.

[Player4595]

granted but nobody speak about it and you will never knew it.

I wish the world would be more peaceful

[Dyschromie]

Granted, it will be peaceful when everyone that has something to say or a different opinion will be dead

 

I wish for a capuccino and probably something amusing to do

[Player4595]

granted but the Cappuccino is to hot and the amusing things are you and your hand :-)

I wish I knew what I want. And will get it

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, no one knows what you want.

 

I wish I had enough money to never work again

[shirow]

Granted, now once you have spent as much as your actual amount of money you'll die. ( => even if you work it won't extend your life time)

Basically you don't need to work again.

 

I wish I was on my good computer.

[Player4595]

denied cause of you

I wish people would be less lazy!

[Guest]

Denied because lazy is fun.

 

I wish for a new elderscrolls game.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, until they fix the issues with fallout 4

 

I wish it would cool down

[Laura]

Granted, blow on it.

 

I wish i knew the meaning of life.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, watch Monty Python's take on it

 

I wish more people watched Monty Python

[Guest]

Granted its now compulsary for everyone to watch it.

 

I wish for spam, egg and chips with no spam.

[Laura]

Granted, look in your spam folder.

 

I wish i had an English breakfast.