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Ashal

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Denied it'll never happen.

 

I wish for a cheeseburger.

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Granted start a lol cat thread.

 

I wish for something exceiting.

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Granted its a nutella chesse monstrousity.

 

I wish Nutella was banned.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, but its too hot and theres no cover on the net. (BTW we also use nets on brasil. Theyre awesome its lke beingon a floating bed that move to the sides helping you to relax or sleep.)

I wish for a decent job.

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Granted you now own a flamethrower but are not permitted to buy fuel for it.

 

I wish I had a new game.

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Granted but it costs €1,000,000,000 per litre

 

I wish Lokomootje had the money for the fuel.

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Granted, but it's too expensive for commercial use adn needs further development.

 

I wish we could make an AI that creates the mods for us.

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Granted but it tests the mods on you.

 

I wish the earth was flat.

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Granted, but we all fall to the center where we are crushed by the strong gravity and killed by the lack of atmosphere.

 

I wish people would realise the earth isn't flat.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, but you need to create a secret society to take over the world and purge the lesser minded (Stupid people).

I wish that instead of purging the stupid, someone created a independent country were only intelligent and open minded people were allowed to live. (I bet it would becopme a potency in no time)

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