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Corrupt A Wish


Ashal

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Granted, but you're denied entry 

 

I wish humanity as a whole was smart

 

Granted however smart now means dumb and dumb means smart.

 

I wish to remember the wish I had earlier.

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Granted its a tinned pineapple and you havnt got a tin opener.

 

I wish some members weren't absent anymore.

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Granted, but they won't join the LLCP.

 

I wish i knew why people are so hyped when a new phone comes out. (even if it's exactly the same as last one, but with a bigger screen)

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Because bigger is better.

 

I wish for a cuppa c|_|

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Granted but its monopoly mnoey.

 

I wish for a cuppa I can drink.

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Granted however you've been put into a large pool liquid concrete and it hardened. Enjoy your days stuck into concrete.

 

 

I wish I could solve problems with a simple finger snap

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Granted you now have 1 wish left.

 

I wish it were snowy.

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Granted, you now know that religion isn't actually that consistent.

 

I wish religion was more consistent, less crazy, wasn't down on sex and provided free cake on a Tuesday.

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Granted, but it's soya based cake.

 

I wish people realized that sex is part of life and shouldn't be looked down upon.

 

 

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Granted you can jump 1mm higher.

 

I wish for a new film to watch.

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Granted, you can watch a new movie produced by our friend ghostwolf about Elina's life.

 

I wish for a mod for fallout 4 which change the all main story.

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Granted it changes the story into Zelda OOT main story.

 

I wish for some candy.

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