Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted it rains instead

 

I wish for Greenmote Lime Suprise to go with the Spiderlings

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it has gone stale

 

I wish beverages never went flat or stale

[Guest]

Granted have some bland flavourless liquid

 

I wish for a hug

[Fienyx]

Granted, you get a hug from mother nature, but she used a cactus.

 

I wish cactus spines released a euphoric compound when stabbing something.

[Guest]

Granted but only if cactus is used as a but plug. Enjoy

 

I wish for photos of the above

[ThatSeasonsGal]

DENIED

 

I wish I could unsee the last couple of wishes 

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you feel every bit of them.

 

I wish cacti ran in terror from me.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you are now a bird

 

I wish for a tastier snack

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you are now a bird

 

 

When I finish my customized race, I will have wings.

 

Granted, the snack tastes so good, you over eat to the point of internal rupture.

 

I wish the gryphon hadn't become a glutton.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I never did

 

I wish you finished that custom race soon

[Fienyx]

Granted, thanks for sending the $1000 so I could get a new computer.

 

I wish others wouldn't ignore me.

[Guest]

Granted you get plagued with messages

 

I wish for more ideas

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied

 

I wish to see more TR-8R images 

[Fienyx]

Granted but you have a mental breakdown and can only do this

 

I wish you the best of luck

 

Damn, wish I hadnt gotten ninja'd

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, for it will not happen

 

I wish to sleep better

[Fienyx]

Granted, but to do so you needed to become a vampire

 

I wish for vampires to recieve garlic cloves as presents.

[Guest]

Granted but they are no longer alergic to garlic

 

I wish to be a vampire

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you are one of the those sparkling douchebag vampires.

 

I wish I would have more time to post.

[Guest]

Granted but you have no time for work

 

I wish I had some turkish delight

[Laura]

Granted, but they taste like butt.

 

I wish a had more gags.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you find a book with every gag by Monty Python in it.

 

I wish I could order my groceries online and have them delivered today, so that I do not have to go to the store

[Laura]

Granted, but they are delivered by hitler.

 

I wish the LLCP was bigger.

[Guest]

Granted you need to recruit more members

 

I wish I could meet the female from my avatar

[Laura]

Granted, but she'll never love you.

 

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

[Guest]

Granted it's a weight watchers cookie

 

I still wish to meet my avatar

 

I wasnt after love just [censored]