Corrupt A Wish

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it turns out its no different than 2015

 

I wish guns could no longer be used to harm or kill

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, they're used for smoking

 

I wish people realised - smoking kills

[Fienyx]

Granted, but that doesn't make it less addictive

 

I wish smoking wasn't addictive

[Guest]

Granted but that increases the rates of smoking

 

I wish vaping wasnt going to be FUBAR by europe

[Fienyx]

Granted, now everything else is, but vaping is left alone

[Guest]

I wish people would make wishes

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you're forced to corrupt them for all eternity 

 

I wish to see a squirrel 

[Guest]

Granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish more people will join the LLCP.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you're the newest member, but you still have the same job

 

I wish I could avoid whatever mutated that squirrel 

[Guest Comrade Selina Kyle]

Granted,  a cute squirrel for you      (CPU is a troll and communist)

 

 

Even this squirrel made a horror face for the other

 

 

I wish a new soft bed, my current is a sucks 

 

[Guest]

Granted have a wooden bed with straw mattress

 

I wish for CPU to officially join the LLCP

[Guest]

Granted. From now on, my name is the acronym of Communist Party Unionist. And I immediately proclaim a strike on "Corrupt a Wish" thread.

 

I wish you a happy new 2016.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it only lasted 5 minutes

 

I wish I weren't forgetful at times.

[Guest]

Granted. You will forget to wish ALL the times.

 

I wish I didn't eat and drink too much yesterday.

[Fienyx]

Granted, you eat and drink too much everyday

 

I wish my last wish hadn't been granted.

[Guest]

Granted but you forget what your last wish was anyway

 

I wish I could mod Oblivion

[Laura]

Granted, but it will make it horribly unstable.

 

I wish for DD mods for Fallout 4.

[Guest]

Granted but you must model them yourself in a live stream on LL

 

I wish to see the live stream

[Laura]

Denied, i can't model in 3d.

 

I wish i knew how to model in 3d.

[Guest]

Granted, follow this tutorial: How to model in Blender: Absolute Beginner 1

 

I wished I didn't see (again) this tutorial also if I perfectly know it because I saw it 1 godzillion times.

[Fienyx]

Granted, you never saw it and have no knowledge of anything it pertains to

 

I wish I were a modding god

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you have to take lessons with CPU for years

 

I wish I had a bottle of cool leninade

[Guest]

Granted.

 

 

 

 

But you fell asleep, lose all your property, and wake up with a gag ball.

 

I wish you enjoyed your Leninade.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but I end up not finishing it

 

I wish I had something to go with that leninade

[Fienyx]

Granted, have some tutkish delight, accidentally covered in cocaine.

 

I wish I could watch the tweaking gryphon.