Guest Posted December 19, 2015 Posted December 19, 2015 Granted but it contains extra Diacetyl I wish for some custard cream biscuits
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 19, 2015 Posted December 19, 2015 Granted, but they require a blood sacrifice I wish to witness the sacrifice
Guest Posted December 19, 2015 Posted December 19, 2015 Granted please lay on this altar table I wish for a sacrifical blade
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, but an alien gives it to you I wish the alien helps me escape (I'm looking at you Marvin)
Fienyx Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, but in return, the martian wants a "favor". *wink wink, nudge nudge* I wish to produce mythological martian porn.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, but you are scarred for life I wish I had someone to replace me in said film
Guest Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted you've been replaced by a puppet from the muppet show I wish I knew what I were doing more of the time
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, you watch it on surveillance film I wish there hadn't been a party that could be heard several blocks away near my house
Guest Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted it is at your house instead I wish I hadnt broken a tooth OUCH!
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, you broke your foot I wish you wouldn't break things so easily
Guest Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted I slightly damage them instead I wish I didnt break thing as well
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, you can now glue them back together I wish I had glue
Guest Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted I've put glue on your chair I wish that were true
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, but I'm not sitting on it I wish I got a haircut
Guest Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted you now have a pink mohican I wish I had a photo of Aethyr with his new hairdo
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, you have to wait for about 2 and a half hours to see a pic of my about-to-be cut hair I wish haircuts were faster
Guest Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted if you shave the lot I wish haircuts were free
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, you can do it yourself (tried it once, not nearly as bad as I thought) I wish you realised I'm just cutting it shorter
Guest Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted you didnt let me cut it (good move) i wish I could be bothered to shave mine again
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, but you have to let me cut it I wish I could find a copy of the movie 'A Christmas Carol' that I saw a few years ago
Guest Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted try amazon I wish I knew which version it was
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Granted, it's 2009s with Jim Carrey I wish I could watch the full movie now again
Guest Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Granted if you pop round you can watch my copy I wish we didnt have a government
Caffeine Addict Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Granted, you now have: I wish I was in a better mood
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Granted, you're in a better mood but it gradually disappears with your brand new migraine I wish for a banana
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