Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, I didn't eat it

 

I wish for something to watch on Netflix

[Guest]

Granted you now watch Geralt of Rivia

 

I wish for a copy of Witcher 3

[Laura]

Granted, but it only runs at 14fps.

 

I wish i knew all languages.

[Guest]

Granted but your permenently gagged so nobody understands you

 

I wish my laptop worked properly

[Laura]

(I don't mind being gagged )

 

Granted, but it can only do SFW stuff.

 

I wish i could unsee movies, so i can watch them again.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you have to watch Twilight 7 times before it works

 

I wish I had a parrot

[Laura]

Granted, but it will randomly say your deepest secrets.

 

I wish i had a million euros.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, a million euros have now been deposited into your swiss bank account, in the form of nazi gold 

 

I wish the parrot wouldn't reveal secrets

[Fienyx]

Granted, now he just recounts your most embarrassing moments

 

I wish I had a good parrot recipe for Aethyr (so he can cook the blabber mouth parrot, not to cook him)

[Laura]

Granted, but it'll only tell lies.

 

I wish it wasn't nazi gold.

 

Granted, but i smells like puke.

 

I wish i had ninja protection.

[Dyschromie]

Granted, but you can't see when a ninja is coming for you, so you'll be ninja'd anyway...

 

I wish I could finally get the news I am waiting for from a personal friend, for months ><

[Fienyx]

Granted, but the call drops before you hear it all, and must waitanother month

 

I wish I had a time machine

[Laura]

Granted, but will only send you forward in time by 1 second per 1 second.

 

I wish i could control the weather.

[Guest]

Granted but you end up with a permanent snow cloud above your head

 

I wish I wasnt bored

[Fienyx]

Granted, you are skydiving/gliding down the side of an active volcano

 

I wish I could do that

[Laura]

Granted, but only in VR.

 

I wish i could make wishes come true.

[Guest]

Granted (grabs Fienyx on the way past)

 

I wish this glider would go faster

[Fienyx]

Granted, but only in VR.

 

I wish i could make wishes come true.

Granted, but they go horribly wrong

 

Granted (grabs Fienyx on the way past)

 

I wish this glider would go faster

Granted, the glider breaks the sound barrier, causing great pain to us.

 

Damnit, I wish the sound barrier didn't hurt

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you just have to make a 20 million dollar investement on a suit

 

I wish we could travel through space

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you can be janitor for the toilets on my spaceship.

 

I wish I hadn't angered the Comrade General

[Dyschromie]

Granted, even if he will probably eat you for diner

 

I wish I could have some chocolate right now

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, even if he will probably eat you for diner  sounds about right

 

I wish I could have some chocolate right now

 

Granted, but it's white chocolate

 

I wish I had tasty cheese

[Fienyx]

Granted, incredibly smelly, but very tasty cheese

 

I wish I had some good wine

[Laura]

Granted, but it's cocked wine.

 

I wish i could sleep right now.

[Dyschromie]

Granted, after getting ninja'd again?

 

I wish I could find something interesting to do...