Corrupt A Wish

[Fienyx]

Granted, everyone uses their giant [redacted] to beat gryphons

 

I wish socializing was easier.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

That's funny, since [redacted] is actually [redacted]

 

Granted, there's a manual

 

I wish I knew the manual's location

[Fienyx]

Granted, it's in a special anti-pressure safe in the marinara trench.

 

I wish I could verify that. Kind of just going on rumors.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, we tie a block of cement to your feet and drop you into the water over the rumoured location of the safe. Please hold your breath.

 

I wish I wouldn't have to go to a christmas lunch with my parents as tired as I am right now

[ButchDiavolo]

 

DENIED

 

[Guest]

 

I wish the bovine would make a wish oneday

 

[ButchDiavolo]

 

DENIED

 

[Guest]

I wish for a wish to corrupt

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, corrupt the following wish:

 

I wish Paradoxes could be explained

[Guest]

Granted but you must ask Vachnic to explain them

 

I wish for more xmas pudding

[ButchDiavolo]

Granted but you must ask Vachnic to explain them

 

 

DENIED

 

 

[Guest]

I wish for random items of random value

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you can only acquire them in Skyrim

 

I wish The Bovine would stop denying and start wishing

[Guest]

Granted send him to a gulag so he cn be made to wish comrade

 

I wish I didnt have to walk round town looking for something only to find the first shop I tried (which was closed) open on the way home

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you have to walk around the whole county (idk how you guys divide your country)

 

I wish I was better at VTMB

[Guest]

Granted but your still worse than everyone else

 

I wish my new mod (ecig) was here already

 

(we organise it based on geographical and political areas also known as counties)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it came with one @Comrade Lokomootje

 

I wish I knew why people smoke/vape. It isn't good for your health

[Guest]

Granted because we are fools, but happy fools

 

I wish I knew why my mod came with a

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, because he came to gag you (Mmmmph  )

 

I wish I knew why my connection has been even shittier than usual lately

[Guest]

Granted it's because of the bad weather affecting several countries as a guess

 

I wish the weather would get better

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Mexico has been having pretty regular weather, nicer than usual actually

 

DENIED, because my weather is fine 

 

I wish for a better connection

[Guest]

Denied because Vachnic isnt here to Deny it

 

I wish for a better chair

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's got 'motivation' in it

 

I wish I had inspiration

[Guest]

Granted your inspired to do nothing

 

I wish for some

BANOFFEE PIE

 

[Fienyx]

Granted but its full of spider eggs about to hatch

 

I wish it didn't snow